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Topic: If you are tall dark and handsome ...
aussieguy288 Joined Thu 02/12/15 Posts: 409	Tue 07/10/18 07:22 PM
Imagine standing in front of a VW beetle with it's doors open.. hence my ears sticking out. humour is the quality most women appreciate .. besides which Aussie guy .. you are a true gentleman and I think you are adorable .. you get the blondey kiss of approval pretty funny there, guy. i hadn't noticed til you mentioned it, but understood you right off. many women seem to love a good sense of humor, and you've got one. you'll be alright. I've been waiting for your approval kiss to arrive.. do you send a certificate with big red lips.. or do you delivery in person.. or do you go through a cooling off period first? I sent my branding iron .. it should arrive soon by special delivery Ahh.. now where would I like your kiss of approval branded.. that's the burning question!! our little secret I guess Blondey's the word.

Godsfriend10 Joined Sat 06/13/15 Posts: 679	Tue 07/10/18 07:43 PM
Thanks Ladies!

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Wed 07/11/18 05:23 AM
Imagine standing in front of a VW beetle with it's doors open.. hence my ears sticking out. humour is the quality most women appreciate .. besides which Aussie guy .. you are a true gentleman and I think you are adorable .. you get the blondey kiss of approval pretty funny there, guy. i hadn't noticed til you mentioned it, but understood you right off. many women seem to love a good sense of humor, and you've got one. you'll be alright. I've been waiting for your approval kiss to arrive.. do you send a certificate with big red lips.. or do you delivery in person.. or do you go through a cooling off period first? I sent my branding iron .. it should arrive soon by special delivery Ahh.. now where would I like your kiss of approval branded.. that's the burning question!! our little secret I guess Blondey's the word. she wants blondey branded on your arse so she can see it as she's whippin it in the dungeon

Jc385912m Joined Wed 07/11/18 Posts: 2	Wed 07/11/18 07:26 AM
hi

aussieguy288 Joined Thu 02/12/15 Posts: 409	Wed 07/11/18 03:34 PM
Imagine standing in front of a VW beetle with it's doors open.. hence my ears sticking out. humour is the quality most women appreciate .. besides which Aussie guy .. you are a true gentleman and I think you are adorable .. you get the blondey kiss of approval pretty funny there, guy. i hadn't noticed til you mentioned it, but understood you right off. many women seem to love a good sense of humor, and you've got one. you'll be alright. I've been waiting for your approval kiss to arrive.. do you send a certificate with big red lips.. or do you delivery in person.. or do you go through a cooling off period first? I sent my branding iron .. it should arrive soon by special delivery Ahh.. now where would I like your kiss of approval branded.. that's the burning question!! our little secret I guess Blondey's the word. she wants blondey branded on your arse so she can see it as she's whippin it in the dungeon I can't believe Blondey would want or do that.

Two Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 13917	Wed 07/11/18 03:48 PM
she wants blondey branded on your arse so she can see it as she's whippin it in the dungeon I can't believe Blondey would want or do that. Pretty sure she does...

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Wed 07/11/18 03:53 PM
and a numbered brand to boot

Tarun232 Joined Wed 07/11/18 Posts: 1	Wed 07/11/18 03:53 PM
hii dear how are you

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Thu 07/12/18 12:49 PM
Short, somewhat pasty, and ugly checking in!

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Thu 07/12/18 02:29 PM
Short, somewhat pasty, and ugly checking in! yeah but you got the tall part

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Thu 07/12/18 02:30 PM
Short, somewhat pasty, and ugly checking in! well sorta checkin in lol

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Thu 07/12/18 06:04 PM
hii dear how are you I'm fine, sweety. You?

d__u__b Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 15048	Thu 07/12/18 06:15 PM
welcome back, prodigal grump

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Thu 07/12/18 06:19 PM


Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21251	Thu 07/12/18 06:43 PM
Short, somewhat pasty, and ugly checking in! I hear it's the gyros at One Tree.

catinidaho Joined Fri 10/24/14 Posts: 10683	Thu 07/12/18 06:46 PM
Blondey, look what you got yourself into.

Mrmxb Joined Tue 11/21/17 Posts: 10422	Mon 07/16/18 11:25 AM
"If you are tall dark and handsome ..." There is a solution to the darkness: black paint, but what can be done to be long? Is there a solution for this? need to think, ???

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Mon 07/16/18 11:40 AM
Hopefully not to tall. Won't be able to reach.

Riverspirit1111 Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 100738	Mon 07/16/18 11:49 AM
"If you are tall dark and handsome ..." There is a solution to the darkness: black paint, but what can be done to be long? Is there a solution for this? need to think, ??? Centuries ago they used stretching machines... that probably would not be okay Shoes with heels work to make someone taller.

Mrmxb Joined Tue 11/21/17 Posts: 10422	Mon 07/16/18 12:06 PM Edited by Mrmxb on Mon 07/16/18 12:08 PM
so he will wear heels shoes for men. is that so? does not it sound nice to the ears? there must be another solution actually like my height 1,82. Is not that enough?