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Best pickup line: "Built FORD tough!" ["Like a rock" not nearly as good to use for a pickup,since rocks tend to sink when they go through a mud puddle,and they are VERY HARD to work on/'fix'!] ![]() ![]() Bullet proof... you are a JEEP guy?? dont worry... i know where you can get ECMs wholesale! ![]() |
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No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. this explains why everyone keeps hitting on me today ![]() time to shade up! ![]() |
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
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Do you clean your pants with Windex?.. because I can see right thru them.
Had a friend who used that line.. and it worked, I thought he was going to get smacked.. but it worked. I was shocked. |
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! Lmao. ![]() |
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I just checked your profile and you are handsome ![]() ![]() ![]() Me? |
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No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. it's good to be honest but it doesn't have a purpose it feels like it's only for picking up so there's no real purpose behind it ![]() |
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! again Typical ![]() ![]() |
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No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. this explains why everyone keeps hitting on me today ![]() time to shade up! ![]() ![]() |
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I just checked your profile and you are handsome ![]() ![]() ![]() Me? Nope. Girls in their 20s, barely dressed. |
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! [/quote again Typical ![]() ![]() He? That's my best line! ![]() |
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When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
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I just checked your profile and you are handsome ![]() ![]() ![]() Me? Nope. Girls in their 20s, barely dressed. oh does that show on profiles!!, but you shouldn't believe everything you see, they're all fake asking for my mail " they say they wanna make sure I'm real " lol, i turn them away now before accepting matches ![]() ![]() |
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I just checked your profile and you are handsome ![]() ![]() ![]() Me? Nope. Girls in their 20s, barely dressed. oh does that show on profiles!!, but you shouldn't believe everything you see, they're all fake asking for my mail " they say they wanna make sure I'm real " lol, i turn them away now before accepting matches ![]() ![]() Yeah I know they are fake. Otherwise they would know, that neither Birmingham, nor London, are in Scotland ![]() |
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I just checked your profile and you are handsome ![]() ![]() ![]() Me? Nope. Girls in their 20s, barely dressed. oh does that show on profiles!!, but you shouldn't believe everything you see, they're all fake asking for my mail " they say they wanna make sure I'm real " lol, i turn them away now before accepting matches ![]() ![]() Yeah I know they are fake. Otherwise they would know, that neither Birmingham, nor London, are in Scotland ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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"Lift with your legs,not with your back!"
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"Lift with your legs,not with your back!" ![]() Bloody manual handling training courses ![]() |
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Tonight this Han doesnβt want to fly Solo.
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Don't send it to me I won't post it
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