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Topic: men .... have you had this today :-)
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Tue 09/18/18 12:14 AM
Celery!!!!

If you eat celery it will make you more attractive to women.

“When you chew a stalk of celery, you release androstenone and androstenol odour molecules into your mouth. They then travel up the back of your throat to your nose," says Alan Hirsch, M.D., author of Scentsational Sex.

"Once there, the pheromones boost your arousal, turning you on and causing your body to send off scents and signals that make you more desirable to women."love love


You are welcome ... now get munching laugh laugh

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Tue 09/18/18 12:36 AM
Oh .. should add also .. a teaspoon of semen contains 7 calories .. if you eat celery .. your sperm's calorie count is transformed to the equivalent of artificial sweetener :wink: .., again .., you are welcome biggrin

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Tue 09/18/18 03:48 AM

Celery!!!!

If you eat celery it will make you more attractive to women.

“When you chew a stalk of celery, you release androstenone and androstenol odour molecules into your mouth. They then travel up the back of your throat to your nose," says Alan Hirsch, M.D., author of Scentsational Sex.

"Once there, the pheromones boost your arousal, turning you on and causing your body to send off scents and signals that make you more desirable to women."love love


You are welcome ... now get munching laugh laugh


No wonder slaphead No more celery for me laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 09/18/18 07:45 AM
I don't eat celery everyday but I do eat it.
I cut it up and put peanut butter or cream cheese in it or I wet it and add a coating of coarse sea salt and munch it while watching movies.
I also slice up radishes and eat those with sea salt.
I also munch on raw sugar snap peas.

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Tue 09/18/18 11:56 AM
Edited by Toodygirl5 on Tue 09/18/18 11:57 AM
Some men don't need Celery, they are already over sexed. :smile:



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Tue 09/18/18 06:35 PM

Celery!!!!

If you eat celery it will make you more attractive to women.

“When you chew a stalk of celery, you release androstenone and androstenol odour molecules into your mouth. They then travel up the back of your throat to your nose," says Alan Hirsch, M.D., author of Scentsational Sex.

"Once there, the pheromones boost your arousal, turning you on and causing your body to send off scents and signals that make you more desirable to women."love love


You are welcome ... now get munching laugh laugh


I am gonna buy a truck load full tomorrow. I need all the help I can get. laugh

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Wed 09/19/18 02:09 PM

Oh .. should add also .. a teaspoon of semen contains 7 calories .. if you eat celery .. your sperm's calorie count is transformed to the equivalent of artificial sweetener :wink: .., again .., you are welcome biggrin



Artificial sweeteners can cause cancer --- obvious deduction is that sperm cause cancer. lol

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Wed 09/19/18 05:10 PM
Actually, celery, tomatoes, and carrots all contain essential building blocks for male hormones. As a man ages, eating these three vegetables regularly becomes increasingly important if he wants to keep his libido up.

Or....you could have a V8. slaphead

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Wed 09/19/18 05:42 PM
I eat a lot of celery and tomatoes.

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Wed 09/19/18 06:25 PM

Celery!!!!

If you eat celery it will make you more attractive to women.

“When you chew a stalk of celery, you release androstenone and androstenol odour molecules into your mouth. They then travel up the back of your throat to your nose," says Alan Hirsch, M.D., author of Scentsational Sex.

"Once there, the pheromones boost your arousal, turning you on and causing your body to send off scents and signals that make you more desirable to women."love love


You are welcome ... now get munching laugh laugh

Ah the secret formula of Love potion No 9 , has been releaved?

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Wed 09/19/18 06:50 PM
That crap is to hard to chew..

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Fri 09/21/18 10:44 AM
Do they have to swallow what


tongue2

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Fri 09/21/18 05:02 PM

Do they have to swallow what


tongue2
yes and they should show eagerness at the same time biggrin

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Fri 09/21/18 05:03 PM

That crap is to hard to chew..

yiu can probably blanch it and add a little olive oil and a few grains of salt

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Fri 09/21/18 05:07 PM


Celery!!!!

If you eat celery it will make you more attractive to women.

“When you chew a stalk of celery, you release androstenone and androstenol odour molecules into your mouth. They then travel up the back of your throat to your nose," says Alan Hirsch, M.D., author of Scentsational Sex.

"Once there, the pheromones boost your arousal, turning you on and causing your body to send off scents and signals that make you more desirable to women."love love


You are welcome ... now get munching laugh laugh

Ah the secret formula of Love potion No 9 , has been releaved?
no one would have guessed celery was such a potent aphrodisiac biggrin

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Fri 09/21/18 05:09 PM

I eat a lot of celery and tomatoes.
not sure if it works the same on women ., think it just has a diuretic effect lol . .. but both. Are very good for you .. tomatoes are high in lycopene which is believed to have anticancer benefits waving

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Fri 09/21/18 05:21 PM

Actually, celery, tomatoes, and carrots all contain essential building blocks for male hormones. As a man ages, eating these three vegetables regularly becomes increasingly important if he wants to keep his libido up.

Or....you could have a V8. slaphead
raw veges are probably lower in sodium and higher in fibre than a juice concentrate .. ... not sure what is added to v8 ??? :wink: biggrin

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Fri 09/21/18 05:22 PM
Edited by Riverspirit1111 on Fri 09/21/18 05:25 PM

Actually, celery, tomatoes, and carrots all contain essential building blocks for male hormones. As a man ages, eating these three vegetables regularly becomes increasingly important if he wants to keep his libido up.

Or....you could have a V8. slaphead


Lol, reminds me of the saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"

Only in this case "a V8 a day keeps the Viagra away" bigsmile laugh

In all seriousness, it would be a lot healthier and better as far as no bad side effects.


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Fri 09/21/18 05:23 PM


Oh .. should add also .. a teaspoon of semen contains 7 calories .. if you eat celery .. your sperm's calorie count is transformed to the equivalent of artificial sweetener :wink: .., again .., you are welcome biggrin



Artificial sweeteners can cause cancer --- obvious deduction is that sperm cause cancer. lol
lol I was thinking more of natural herbal sweeteners like stevia .. don't think there is any evidence that contributes to cancer but it is a relatively new sweetener .. perhaps o should have just said zero carbs laugh

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Fri 09/21/18 05:26 PM


Actually, celery, tomatoes, and carrots all contain essential building blocks for male hormones. As a man ages, eating these three vegetables regularly becomes increasingly important if he wants to keep his libido up.

Or....you could have a V8. slaphead


Lol, reminds me of the saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"

Only in this case "a V8 a day keeps the Viagra away" bigsmile laugh
:joy: that is cute .. I think the makers of v8 have overlooked a marketing opportunity laugh waving

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