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Topic: Determining the gender of ants
Unknow Joined Wed 09/19/12 Posts: 1852	Thu 01/24/19 08:05 PM
If when placed in water it sinks she's a girl, if it floats it's buoyant

Michael69619 Joined Fri 07/13/18 Posts: 136	Thu 01/24/19 11:59 PM
Or you can dig up an anthill. Checking on the entrance tunnel, it always branches into 2 tunnels. You will always see the girls are right and the boys left!!

Riverspirit1111 Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 100738	Fri 01/25/19 03:26 AM


Unknow Joined Wed 09/19/12 Posts: 1852	Fri 01/25/19 03:32 AM
Or you can dig up an anthill. Checking on the entrance tunnel, it always branches into 2 tunnels. You will always see the girls are right and the boys left!!

FeelYoung Joined Sat 08/25/18 Posts: 860	Fri 01/25/19 09:09 AM
my uncle married my ant.

Unknow Joined Wed 09/19/12 Posts: 1852	Fri 01/25/19 09:50 AM
Conveni'ant

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 01/25/19 12:56 PM Edited by mzrosie on Fri 01/25/19 12:56 PM
fANTastic jokes

Toodygirl5 Joined Fri 10/26/12 Posts: 14432	Fri 01/25/19 02:43 PM


Toodygirl5 Joined Fri 10/26/12 Posts: 14432	Fri 01/25/19 02:43 PM
my uncle married my ant.

Daisy Joined Sat 12/15/18 Posts: 365	Sun 01/27/19 02:24 AM
If when placed in water it sinks she's a girl, if it floats it's buoyant @ Funkijunki How about one who sinks is male one who swim a cross the ocean is female.

Unknow Joined Wed 09/19/12 Posts: 1852	Sun 01/27/19 04:58 AM
If when placed in water it sinks she's a girl, if it floats it's buoyant @ Funkijunki How about one who sinks is male one who swim a cross the ocean is female. That would change the joke into an anecdote. I would have been allowed to write that in this section

palladin81 Joined Wed 05/09/18 Posts: 1	Mon 01/28/19 04:03 AM
it would be ant-ecdote

Jhing Joined Sat 01/26/19 Posts: 2	Wed 01/30/19 02:47 AM
yeah

@blrguy74 Joined Thu 07/26/18 Posts: 126	Wed 01/30/19 08:36 AM
my uncle married my ant. those aunts will bite any bear uncles ... so wear socks when hiking.

Unknow Joined Wed 09/19/12 Posts: 1852	Wed 01/30/19 08:48 AM
it would be ant-ecdote

Amon Sam Joined Tue 12/04/18 Posts: 1	Wed 02/06/19 12:52 AM


Michael69619 Joined Fri 07/13/18 Posts: 136	Thu 02/07/19 07:47 PM
Why do elephants have corrugated soles to their feet? To give the ants a 50-50 chance!!

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Sun 04/07/19 02:02 PM
one called Adam had several hit records

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