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Topic: One thing you're annoyed of being asked
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Wed 12/12/07 11:14 PM
"Oh, you play hockey... Are you Canadian?"

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Wed 12/12/07 11:17 PM
"You're a writer? Where do you get your ideas from?"

I steal them from old Captain Marvel comic books, like any normal person, where do you THINK?

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 12/12/07 11:19 PM
So Dude, do you surf?

Gustava's photo
Wed 12/12/07 11:22 PM

"You're a writer? Where do you get your ideas from?"

I steal them from old Captain Marvel comic books, like any normal person, where do you THINK?

Ha! Yes, that and "So, what have you published?"

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Wed 12/12/07 11:28 PM
I'm in the pizza business. They always ask how many slices are in a medium, then they ask how many are in a large. When I say "8 slices" both times, they look at me like I am some kinda freakin nut. I simply say that it goes by the SIZE of the pizza, not the number of slices. It is very annoying, and makes me wanna hit them upside the head with something hard. We have some of the stupidest customers laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 12/12/07 11:30 PM

I'm in the pizza business. They always ask how many slices are in a medium, then they ask how many are in a large. When I say "8 slices" both times, they look at me like I am some kinda freakin nut. I simply say that it goes by the SIZE of the pizza, not the number of slices. It is very annoying, and makes me wanna hit them upside the head with something hard. We have some of the stupidest customers laugh laugh laugh laugh


Wow they must be slightly mentally challenged. I would hate that worse than being stereotyped as a Canadian hockey player laugh laugh

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Wed 12/12/07 11:33 PM
Ummmmmmm are you a model???huh :wink: laugh laugh laugh

bigteddybear59's photo
Wed 12/12/07 11:36 PM
i am annoyed at being call hey old man, or what u going to old man those two things PISS ME OFF

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Wed 12/12/07 11:36 PM
Do you know where I can get some ganja? noway
The pronouncing of my name is the one I get most sick of...NIAL
Nigh-All two syllables It's easier in print, I spell it all day long.

chadrack's photo
Wed 12/12/07 11:36 PM
"your a security officer?, do you get to carry a gun?"

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Wed 12/12/07 11:51 PM
Hey old man, do you have some ganja??? where do you get your ideas from??? Are you allowed to carry a gun? You must be canadian....how do you surf? I want a medium pizza but I want it cut into 14 slices.....is that ok? because I think you look like a model.....indifferent

yokoke's photo
Wed 12/12/07 11:51 PM

"You're a writer? Where do you get your ideas from?"

I steal them from old Captain Marvel comic books, like any normal person, where do you THINK?


Well Lex..... just tell them the truth, you find the good stuff in General Discussion at JSHhuh noway grumble

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Amazing what could develop out of a combination Relationship & Sex and Dating (talking best seller here Lex...best seller LOL)

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jvc534's photo
Wed 12/12/07 11:54 PM

Hey old man, do you have some ganja??? where do you get your ideas from??? Are you allowed to carry a gun? You must be canadian....how do you surf? I want a medium pizza but I want it cut into 14 slices.....is that ok? because I think you look like a model.....indifferent


CONGRATS! You just managed to annoy everybody with one post!laugh laugh Heres your medal!!

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Wed 12/12/07 11:54 PM

I'm in the pizza business. They always ask how many slices are in a medium, then they ask how many are in a large. When I say "8 slices" both times, they look at me like I am some kinda freakin nut. I simply say that it goes by the SIZE of the pizza, not the number of slices. It is very annoying, and makes me wanna hit them upside the head with something hard. We have some of the stupidest customers laugh laugh laugh laugh


Next time they ask they it's based on the "Pi"
(π - It represents the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter)
or
(pizza ......pizza pie)

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Jura_Neat_Please's photo
Wed 12/12/07 11:55 PM
"How did you get your Jeep out of that mess?"

Drove it out, it doesnt get stuck

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Wed 12/12/07 11:59 PM
What do you do for a living? God I hate that!!!
My pat answer is "Mainly Drive" But the truth is
I shuttle people into large parties lately which takes explaining...I'm gonna do it but I hate this. People have 5 million dollar mansions in Santa Fe, they have parking for 5 cars, they have parties where 300 people come so we have parkers that park the cars and we shuttle them from where there car is to the party and back at the end of the night, but I also chauffeur celebrities around mainly Rock Bands and Opera singers and Politicians. But I also Drive plants around for Santa Fe Greenhouses, from Santa Fe to Mora to Bernalillo and to the Jackalope in Albuquerque. But I also do Security work,in different locations and sometimes I drive a security patrol all over Santa Fe, but I also build websites for people, and I do some construction, kitchen remodels ect and landscaping and flagstone walkways and I'm a stonemason, and of course I am really striving to be an artist, musician poet and writer and photographer. I think that's it, except I have been re-tarring roofs and staining deck and rebuilding trelleses lately and painting with an airbrush. that's all except for the airport run I have to do tomorrow, airport shuttles, that's me, computer tech, copier tech, sound engineer. And then people want me to work on their car...give me a break!

What do you do for a living? I Hate it !!!!!

yokoke's photo
Thu 12/13/07 12:03 AM

CONGRATS! You just managed to annoy everybody with one post!laugh laugh Heres your medal!!



Gypsy, annoy anybody??????????????
OMG.....LMAooooooooooooooo.......oh that one hurt..........

Jvc....gypsy earned her medals long ago, her mantle is lined with frickin Oscarslaugh laugh laugh Although that last performance her quality was slighty off kilterlaugh laugh lacked that "Panache" we so look for....

If only we could get her booked for the World Peace Committee or even the UN....noway :tongue: laugh laugh laugh save on some world budgets, for sure.....totallybigsmile drinker flowerforyou smokin

yokoke's photo
Thu 12/13/07 12:05 AM

Do you know where I can get some ganja? noway
The pronouncing of my name is the one I get most sick of...NIAL
Nigh-All two syllables It's easier in print, I spell it all day long.


Be thankful you weren't named after a long lost aunt DEE.

DEE - NIAL

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yokoke's photo
Thu 12/13/07 12:09 AM

What do you do for a living? God I hate that!!!
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What do you do for a living? I Hate it !!!!!


Tell them you kill people who ask stupid questions LOLlaugh
"nooooo really ha ha that was funny what do you do"
Tell them you are a government paid assassin and walk away LOL
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That will give them something to think about then have something to talk about at dinner.... guess who I met today?LOL
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Just shrug and say "no hablo english" LOLlaugh laugh

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Thu 12/13/07 12:13 AM


"You're a writer? Where do you get your ideas from?"

I steal them from old Captain Marvel comic books, like any normal person, where do you THINK?


Well Lex..... just tell them the truth, you find the good stuff in General Discussion at JSHhuh noway grumble

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Amazing what could develop out of a combination Relationship & Sex and Dating (talking best seller here Lex...best seller LOL)

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Actually, I'm working on a manuscript based on the Sex & Dating forum.

It's called "500 Godawful Things You Can Do to the Person Above You."

There's enough material for a couple of sequels -- "500 More Godawful Things You Can Do to the Person Above You" and "Are You Kidding? You're Still Tormenting the Person Above You? Knock it Off Already."


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