Topic: Does length matter
Freebird Deluxe's photo
Fri 08/30/19 12:43 PM
A guy at the urinal can't help notice the coloured guy next to him has a dong about a foot long, man he says I wish I had been born with one like that,
For a bit of mischief the other guy says it was not naturally this long I stretched it by hanging a 10 kg weight from the end for 10 minutes every day and sniggers to himself
Thanks for the tip says the first guy
They bump into each other a week later on the street ," hows the stretching going " says guy 2 , fantastic says guy 1 it's twice as fat and turned black already !

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Fri 08/30/19 12:46 PM
slaphead laugh

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Fri 08/30/19 02:13 PM
King Dong!! rofl

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Fri 08/30/19 09:23 PM
Edited by Blondey111 on Fri 08/30/19 09:24 PM
Does length matter laugh laugh

If it does matter .. why has the eggplant :eggplant: replaced the banana :banana: as the most phallic symbol representing a man's sperm factory biggrin



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Fri 08/30/19 09:39 PM
Aboslutely and thankyou!!!

Alina's photo
Thu 09/19/19 06:11 AM

Does length matter laugh laugh

If it does matter .. why has the eggplant :eggplant: replaced the banana :banana: as the most phallic symbol representing a man's sperm factory biggrin



Haha , very funny right

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Mon 09/23/19 11:46 PM
Edited by Freebird Deluxe on Tue 09/24/19 12:17 AM

Does length matter laugh laugh

If it does matter .. why has the eggplant :eggplant: replaced the banana :banana: as the most phallic symbol representing a man's sperm factory biggrin



¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tue 09/24/19 12:01 AM
Edited by mzrosie on Tue 09/24/19 12:32 AM

why has the kebab replaced the rose as the ladies front bottom ?

posted by Freebird Deluxe




oooh i didn't know what Freebird meant so I googled it...

Kebab
noun - female genitalia


oh dear, what I learn from the forums and people who write them blushing




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Tue 09/24/19 12:14 AM
Edited by Freebird Deluxe on Tue 09/24/19 12:20 AM

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posted by Freebird Deluxe




oooh i didn't know what Freebird meant so I googled it...
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oh dear, what I learn from the forums and people who write them blushing






I did not know that, I jokingly thought it because it resembled an open pitta kebab, never seen that discription and don't like it, and have deleted what I can

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Tue 09/24/19 12:32 AM


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posted by Freebird Deluxe




oooh i didn't know what Freebird meant so I googled it...
!!!!!!!!!

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oh dear, what I learn from the forums and people who write them blushing






I did not know that, I jokingly thought it because it resembled an open pitta kebab, never seen that discription and don't like it, and have deleted what I can


Good for you! Now be careful of what you write because the forums are rated PG-13.

.. and you don't want your children and grandchildren to read what you write about female genitalia.

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