I'm looking for the local blacksmith. Would you mind pointing me in the right direction? My hasty departure from Mt. Shrivlestein led me to this bizarre town. I'll give you 53 g and an enchanted spork. I'm on the run from the authorities of the Frumple-ishious district.

*Give the mysterious man a map

*Give the mysterious man a high five and a 12 pack of Ticonderoga pencils

*Stare right into the mysterious man's eyes and tell him that he looks like a scrumptious butter bean lasagna

What kind of smitty are you looking for?
Horse shoer? Armorer?

Clowns can be verrryyy scary sometimes.

Clowns are scary alright. But marionettes are far worse

helllo

Hi, I'm Brian

I don't like clowns or any kind of puppets and dolls.

I thought clowns had to have big feet . Are you sure you are a clown I think the mingle blacksmith is hiding he might be allergic to butter bean lasagna welcome McGee

Mimes are scarier.