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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Sat 11/09/19 09:31 AM
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A double cheeseburger and a beer, please. Here you go:   1 order of fresh, clean cat for dessert please. I know fresh and clean is hard to find. Do your best, I'm easy. The Men in Black require me to have all of my cats imported from Australia. This is why:  Also, I have added the following to the jukebox: "Black Magic Woman" - Fleetwood Mac "Everywhere" - Fleetwood Mac "Little Lies" - Fleetwood Mac "Sara" - Fleetwood Mac "Tusk" - Fleetwood Mac "Gypsy" - Fleetwood Mac "Don't Stop" - Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way" - Fleetwood Mac |
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And, about that bourbon machine? and a beer machine with none of that watered down diet swill please  Bourbon and beer from machines? No way! What do you think my place is, an American-style establishment? |
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Whisky please and make it a double! And I'll have a chaser too Here is some water of life from God's country:  By the way, I chase her, but she keeps getting away.  |
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And, about that bourbon machine? and a beer machine with none of that watered down diet swill please Bourbon and beer from machines? No way! What do you think my place is, an American-style establishment? WHEW i was hoping for someplace to get a real lager not some mamby pamby light beer draw me draft in a frosty mug please |
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Whisky please and make it a double! And I'll have a chaser too Here is some water of life from God's country: By the way, I chase her, but she keeps getting away. Ah, cheers! Needed that after the day I've had! Heck, just leave the bottle please 
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I'll have a diet Pepsi and a slice of pizza... hold the cat, please and thank you  I'm having a guy bring in your diet Pepsi.  I'm having a woman bring in your pizza slice. I don't have a plate large enough to fit it. 
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omg that slice will feed her for a week
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WHEW i was hoping for someplace to get a real lager not some mamby pamby light beer draw me draft in a frosty mug please I have only real beer in my establishment, not that stuff made in the USA. Here you go: 
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Cultural Lesson:
In the USA, people willingly make confessions to two groups of people: priests and bartenders. The difference between a priest and a bartender is that . . .  . . . the bartender isn't the one drinking as a confession takes place. 
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Thanks David  Is there anything I can get for you? |
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Hey David,
Would you mind getting me some “yellowcake” or cinnabar? - Thanks |
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Thanks David Is there anything I can get for you? Me? No. However, Narlycarnk may need coffee. He seems to have had enough liquor for the night. No, I didn't serve him. |
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Hey David, Would you mind getting me some “yellowcake” or cinnabar? - Thanks Dude, you need to go next door to River's coffee shop. 
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I get the picture. Have fun y’all.
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I get the picture. Have fun y’all. Well, you did ask for poison. |
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Hey sweets can I get a burger and beer and a few shots? Been a long day good to see a smiling face.
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Here is a burger:
 Here is a beer: Here is Mingle2's nurse to give you your shots: 
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Can I get a Cat burger, hold the hair, with a side of fries? Thanks.
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I don't want a cat burger. What is the special for the day?
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Thanks David Is there anything I can get for you? Me? No. However, Narlycarnk may need coffee. He seems to have had enough liquor for the night. No, I didn't serve him. Send him over to my coffee shop, I'll sober him up 
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