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I would chose my tutor right now. He could help me with my essays.
Next, I would choose a chess master. I really want to up my game skills. Who would you choose to quarantine yourself with? |
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Someone who likes to clean my house and work on my car.
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Someone who likes to clean my house and work on my car. Nice.  A gourmet chef would be welcome too...
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Decisions, decisions....
Let's see.... Dr Carl Sagan for the discussions. Or perhaps Neil deGrasse Tyson for the same type of discussions. Emeril Lagassé to cook Bob Vila or Norm Abram to take care of my apt maintenance Maude to do my housework because if yer gunna complain well, Then There's Maude. Wilson from Home Improvement as my neighbor. For slapstick gotta be Rowan Atkinson and Tim Conway. George Carlin for witty dialog Lewis Black for a cynical outlook. Andre The Giant in case I suddenly have the need to have my refrigerator curled. The Claymation Camels to sing Christmas songs (in the summer). Pink Floyd for background music. Ruth Westheimer for bedside encouragement. Goldie Hawn for a pillow buddy. Fay Ray in case I need some screaming done. Crazy Eddie Antar to sell my stereo if I need to. A pet rock, Clyde, because pets are people too. A starving Tamagotchi with a dead battery to throw at Maude. Mr. Whipple to protect my toilet paper. Marie Callender because Emeril needs a day off. Trump needing to pee because darts are more fun with a moving target. Horace Smith and Daniel B. Wesson to provide home security. My GF for intense sexual relaxation. Ladywind7 for interesting discussion topic ideas. Blondey111 for home healthcare and helthcare advice. Riverspirit1111 to keep my empathy intact. SparklingCrystal to remind me of another way to look at things. R2d2r2d2 for a different perspective. cityblues21 for music ideas. eric22t to talk shop with. ciretom because AIs are people too. Can I go now? |
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You can go.
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Choosing a quarantine partner .... That's what the rest of us call a soulmate , that one human being on the entire planet you want all to yourself to share the good and bad for the rest of your life
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Choosing a quarantine partner .... That's what the rest of us call a soulmate , that one human being on the entire planet you want all to yourself to share the good and bad for the rest of your life That is one huge bubble Tom...  Wilson from Home Improvement, lol, he knows how to socially distance himself  |
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Choosing a quarantine partner .... That's what the rest of us call a soulmate , that one human being on the entire planet you want all to yourself to share the good and bad for the rest of your life True...Well we need to find them first... 
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Who would you choose to quarantine yourself with? Jeannie. From I Dream Of Jeannie. Lives in a bottle. Grants unlimited wishes. |
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Who would you choose to quarantine yourself with? Jeannie. From I Dream Of Jeannie. Lives in a bottle. Grants unlimited wishes. And she was not hard on the eyes either
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I quarantine with myself. I'm good with cooking and watching movies.
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I quarantine with myself. I'm good with cooking and watching movies. But you have cats too? My kitten is a constant source of amusement and pain. I have scratches everywhere lol. |
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Bubble?!
I never considered bubbles. I guess I could have Bob V and Norm A install a stripper pole in the rec room so Bubbles would have a pole to use. Okay, ya convinced me, include Bubbles in my list. |
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Bubble?! I never considered bubbles. I guess I could have Bob V and Norm A install a stripper pole in the rec room so Bubbles would have a pole to use. Okay, ya convinced me, include Bubbles in my list. You need to see your girlfriend and soon lol.
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Oh wait...
There's gunna be beer so gotta include Carla Tortelli from Cheers! She's ♫ Too sexy for my beer ♫ Too sexy for my beer ♫ Too sexy for my beer ♫ |
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Bubble?! I never considered bubbles. I guess I could have Bob V and Norm A install a stripper pole in the rec room so Bubbles would have a pole to use. Okay, ya convinced me, include Bubbles in my list. You need to see your girlfriend and soon lol. Sorry, Ruth Westheimer is my sexual encouragement guru but I will pass your suggestion to her for consideration. 
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Ha, ha. Settle down Tom. Your bubble is not social distancing at all, it is a party....
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Cote De Pablo...
 Or that other chica who will make me Tacos... |
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Ha, ha. Settle down Tom. Your bubble is not social distancing at all, it is a party.... No worries... We've all been trained on proper handling and storage of Trump and only get him out when he is doing a pee-pee dance. As soon as we are done playing darts we put THAT nut back in his shell, wrap him in a condom and put him in a closet. |
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I have the howling wind, just like in the movies, Coy Wolves howling on top of the wind, coyote's yipping, Gambel's Quail oooweeeooww-ing back and forth (these are so adorable!), and a huge full moon that actually shows colors. The trees are actually green, my tan arms, blue trim on the house, and even the yellow flowers carpeting the desert floor in droves. This is perfect!
If I had a human yakkin at me, all these amazing happenings would be drowned out, and dismissed possibly. I also wouldn't put another with me, just out of respect for their safety and well being most of all, and what audacity I would have, to put another in this incredibly tiny mountain one room cabin for even a day, even if they weren't in incredible mortal danger, thinking that they might enjoy my company. I would be arrogant to think they might. |
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