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Topic: What can I do
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Thu 10/08/20 11:08 AM
to improve my profile? I'm sure there is something I can do other that uploading naked pics.

delightfulillusion's photo
Thu 10/08/20 11:14 AM
A pic of you holding a dead fish and a silly Snapchat pic with umpteen special effects would greatly enhance your profile and if you can leave your personal information such as your phone number and email address, your inbox will be inundated......guaranteed!

Freebird Deluxe's photo
Thu 10/08/20 11:18 AM
A main pic without shades , some interests, and fill in all the no answers , you mention nudes ,No !! A couple with fig leaves and band aids over your nipples would get a reaction

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Thu 10/08/20 11:19 AM

A pic of you holding a dead fish and a silly Snapchat pic with umpteen special effects would greatly enhance your profile and if you can leave your personal information such as your phone number and email address, your inbox will be inundated......guaranteed!



Hmmmm, I only give my personal information to women I've already sexed up. The snapchat thing sounds good, though! What sort of ears would look good on me?

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Thu 10/08/20 11:21 AM

A main pic without shades , some interests, and fill in all the no answers , you mention nudes ,No !! A couple with fig leaves and band aids over your nipples would get a reaction



I sleep with the sunglasses and I like leaving a bit of mystery. The fig leaves thing sounds interesting...

delightfulillusion's photo
Thu 10/08/20 11:22 AM


A pic of you holding a dead fish and a silly Snapchat pic with umpteen special effects would greatly enhance your profile and if you can leave your personal information such as your phone number and email address, your inbox will be inundated......guaranteed!



Hmmmm, I only give my personal information to women I've already sexed up. The snapchat thing sounds good, though! What sort of ears would look good on me?


Why, bunny ears of course!

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Thu 10/08/20 11:32 AM
I think the bunny ears will give the impression that it's Easter time. Maybe something more seasonally appropriate.

Freebird Deluxe's photo
Thu 10/08/20 12:52 PM

I think the bunny ears will give the impression that it's Easter time. Maybe something more seasonally appropriate.

Big silver balls

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Thu 10/08/20 01:24 PM


I think the bunny ears will give the impression that it's Easter time. Maybe something more seasonally appropriate.

Big silver balls

Trust you, hahaha.


OT - I actually think it quite funny. I would like to know what ISM is though.
I do believe a profile like this can work really well. Depending on what ISM means of course. Maybe that ruins it, hihi.

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Thu 10/08/20 01:31 PM
Edited by Unknow on Thu 10/08/20 01:31 PM



I think the bunny ears will give the impression that it's Easter time. Maybe something more seasonally appropriate.

Big silver balls

Trust you, hahaha.


OT - I actually think it quite funny. I would like to know what ISM is though.
I do believe a profile like this can work really well. Depending on what ISM means of course. Maybe that ruins it, hihi.



The silver balls thing is clever, although blue balls might be better for me.

An ism is a distinctive practice, system, or philosophy. Typically it's a political, social, or religious movement. There are a few artistic isms that I don't mind.

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Thu 10/08/20 06:24 PM
I thought you already had a lot of ladies, Geezer.

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Thu 10/08/20 06:37 PM

I thought you already had a lot of ladies, Geezer.



I do? Where? laugh

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Thu 10/08/20 07:50 PM
All comments made me laugh. laugh

motowndowntown's photo
Thu 10/08/20 10:57 PM

to improve my profile? I'm sure there is something I can do other that uploading naked pics.


Put a cucumber in your front jeans pocket?

Freebird Deluxe's photo
Fri 10/09/20 12:03 AM


to improve my profile? I'm sure there is something I can do other that uploading naked pics.


Put a cucumber in your front jeans pocket?


rofl rofl rofl

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Fri 10/09/20 03:32 AM


to improve my profile? I'm sure there is something I can do other that uploading naked pics.


Put a cucumber in your front jeans pocket?


Excellent idea! After the photo is taken I can make a salad.

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Mon 10/12/20 03:34 PM
I would get rid of the song, don't emphasize your whole profile about 'too sexy for..." keep the wit but add a photo with you smiling. The headshot looks to serious.

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Tue 10/13/20 04:30 AM

I would get rid of the song, don't emphasize your whole profile about 'too sexy for..." keep the wit but add a photo with you smiling. The headshot looks to serious.


You mean I'm not too,sexy?sad

Imma start working on a smile. It takes my face a few hours to get warmed up.

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Tue 10/13/20 05:06 AM
I Am Too Sexy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ


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Tue 10/13/20 05:29 AM
^^^^^ That's very helpful! Thanks. explode

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