I've got attack of the clones on
You know, your bored, you've got some bullsh1t on the tv even though you don't really want to watch it, and your trying unsuccessfully to find something interesting on your phone

Well there was that scene where he's taking emergency powers, and promises to give all the powers back, once the situation is resolved

Well, it struck me...no, not that he's a baddie ( although the first time I saw the scene that did strike me, I told somebody and there rather sarcastic reply was, 'do you think' , upon my grilling, they claimed rather unconvincingly that 'they didn't know') that, fuc₹ me, it's Trump, or and Boris, or basically anyone of these twa₹s that's well, you know...took emergency powers etc..etc..

I strongly recommend only using your phone for phone calls and WhatsApp then you don't get misled.
It wasn't any emperor, it was this brown chicken with a white spot on the chest that crossed the main street in Wuhan City, China, that was the cause of it all!
She tripped up a moped with a case on the back in which test tubes from a lab were transported to another lab. The dude ran over the chicken, slipped and slid onto the sidewalk, the case fell on the ground and slid behind him and hit a pole. There it broke and the virus spilled free in the air.
The rest is now history...

Jesus
Who knew
Was it the brown chicken from the Grimm Brothers story?

Which One?

Spoiler Alert:
The one Rey killed or Rey herself when she killed her grandfather?

While her grandfather would I seriously doubt Rey would.

Yes!! Damn, you unravelled the mystery fast! Ultimately the Grimm bros are guilty. A chicken-tale gone wrong...

Everybody knows Men In Black caused covid when they allowed a Plaxarian thru planetary customs with a runny nose.