What do you get when a telescope and a microscope bang together? A kaleidoscope.

Did you hear about the man who’s left side got cut off?
He’s alright now.

Nice
now he has a problem with right one

Happy Easter JulieABush

but..are you Alright too Julie?

Yes I am Apple Love .

Thats awesome Julie

Thank. you Apple Love but it’s like I’ve said and told you if I don’t post as many jokes as I use to don’t worry since my source, Funny Editor, are either repeats or they’re not so funny.

🤣🤣🤣

Teacher tells class make a sentence using the word dough. Little Jane raises her hand "In Italy they make pizza using special dough". "Very good" says teacher. Little mary raises her hand "My baby brother makes dinosaurs out of play dough". "Excellent" says teacher. Little snotty nosed Johnny raises his hand "My mummy says dad is such a lousy fox she has to use a dil dough"

So an attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'
'Of course child. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your Robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father.
Next please!' 🤭

The teacher tells Little Johnny to stand at the end of the line. Little Johnny leaves, but after a while goes back to the teacher and complains. “Someone was already there!”

The second joke was funny Apple Love .

I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for twenty-plus years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went:
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"🤣🤣🤣

Funny .

A very short story!



Yesterday, I met my ex in a store kissing her new boyfriend in front of me, I was watching them. she saw me then she kissed him more and asked me what I was doing here?.
I told her my wife is pregnant 🤰 and I am here to buy baby 🤱 stuffs and I am very very happy🤣. I spoke as if she asked how i was feeling. I proceeded in the store as she was looking at me, I bought 3 buckets, diapers, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps, baby trawler, bicycle, baby wears and etc. then I called an uber and left. She and her boyfriend were looking at me and I felt good!.
The issue now is; if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, diapers, baby seat, soaps and sponge at affordable prices.
Please HELP a brother Pls🥺, l was supposed to go and pay my rent and electricity bill with the money..

I can understand his feelings, after all we all are friends..

FUNNY

Hahahs,hugs to you bestie

Have A Nice Time