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Oh my God too funny
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Oh my God too funny  .haha,enjoy Julie and Cloudy |
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2 & 3 pages jokes
F  UNNYremaining will be reading later.. Nice... keep up 
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I met one of my Maths teacher yesterday. We greeted and she asked me directions to the State Bank of India. I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round bit up to the nearest degree using tan ∆. From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its major axis and bisect the straight road at an obtuse angle. That's where the bank is.
Let her feel what I felt when I was in school....
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2 & 3 pages jokes F UNNYremaining will be reading later.. Nice... keep up keep on Robin,Have it at ur own pace.thanks for comin here btw |
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 LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Old Lady: He began to rub all over of my body. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now! ' Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, " April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.  ♂️♂️♂️♂️♂️♂️♂️
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Funny
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Morning
  A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins one night when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. Some policemen saw him and wanted to make some easy money off him so they asked him "Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going"? The man replied "I did not like where I was buried so I am relocating" . . . . . . . .     The policemen Fainted..! |
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Too funny
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A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York and laid down on the back seat.
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?” The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me tell you sumsing, lady I vasn’t staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from.” The drunk woman giggled and responded, “Well, if you’re not staring at my boobs or ***, Sweetie, what are you doing then?” He paused a moment, then told her…”Vell, M’am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, ‘Vair in DA hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?” |
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Pages 4, 5 & 6
 Many Many Happy Returns Of The Day HAPPY BIRTHDAYF UNNIEST Usually we have entertaining, channels but now here's an entertainmemt Topic.   @Apple  
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Is it Apple's birthday?
Happy Birthday Apple. Love the jokes.   
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Pages 4, 5 & 6 Many Many Happy Returns Of The DayHAPPYBIRTHDAYF UNNIESTUsually we have entertaining, channels but now here's an entertainmemt Topic. @Apple Hahaha,Robin,that is a good joke. Robin On Birthday Issue Noooooo.Its not. (now Cloudy thot its my bday...) Enjoy the Jokes tho. |
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Is it Apple's birthday? Happy Birthday Apple. Love the jokes. thanks Cloudy...Robin will treat us for my bday...enjoy the jokes |
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Page 4, 5, 6
F UNNIEST Usually we have entertaining, channels but now here's an entertainmemt Topic. @Apple
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Sorry @Apple
I just mistakely got over typed.  Cloudy its not  I'm itself a joker   Keep Up Smiling
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Funny
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