What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Thats awesome.

hahahahahahahahaha

(And I have seen a fake noodle.)

Funny .

FUNNY

Last evening i have seen Decasta running back after meeting mingle2 mate, he was yelling pasta basta++

Don't be a noodle,
Be a soomdle...

Funny Robin . That joke made me lose my noodles.
Question when a noodle dies where do they go?
They go to the pasta maker. Get it?

I don't know, i never had died noodles, i only had fried noodles, which goes in stomach... an then in morning.... depasta....

Good one Robin .
Well when we die it’s said we meet our Maker so even though I know noodles don’t die that’s what I made the joke about.

Good Humour @Julie......

These weekend was Noodle..
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Noodle is also a slang for the brain.

That’s correct Basel . Not only slang for bran but mind too which I was actually referring to.

A famous Vietnamese Chef named Quan Si Ho was opening a restaurant, but couldn't decide what to name it...

His brother Bao Ho told him: “It’s trendy to name restaurants after their best dish and the name of the chef.”

“Oh really?” said Quan.

“Yeah,” Bao said. “Like LB Steak, or Pizza Angelo. You could call yours ‘Ho Noodles’ or ‘Soup by Quan Si.’”‍

“That’s it!” said Quan. “I’ve thought of the perfect name! I’ll go register it with the Chamber of Commerce now.”

A half hour later, Quan returns with a black eye.🧐

“What happened?” Bao asked.

“I don’t know,” said Quan. “The clerk just punched me in the face outta nowhere.”

“That’s so weird! What happened right before that?” Bao asked.

“He asked me what my business was called,” Quan said. “And I told him, Pho - Q. S. Ho.”

Funny Robin .

Brilliant dad joke 🤣🤣🤣