No offense, but yet here you are, 14 years since signing up, still single...

Compliment her on her large knockers, without grabbing them.

I was just passing on what works to break the ice when meeting someone new. I like it here in the forums, and I am not rushing in to a relationship.

Ask her: "Excuse me, I'm conducting a highly unscientific research: what's the best way for a stranger to start a conversation?"

Maybe not

Hello I'm new here can I have a friend to chat with?

Wow!❤❤❤…What a beautiful lady❣❣❣, I have never seen anyone as beautiful as you, I feel special calling someone like you a friend, I must say that you have that tremendous attractiveness in your beautiful profile. I don't normally write in the comments section, but I think you deserve this plugin. I am really impressed with your profile and personality..

Simply send a text, if you get a reply then good for you, and don't look or sound thirsty guys be respectful.

Now that is smooth. Good Luck.

The best way to approach someone is with honesty, respect, and genuine interest. A simple conversation, a sincere compliment, and making them feel valued can be far more romantic than any clever pickup line.

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The distance between two strangers is never measured in feet or strides, but in the quiet courage it takes to let two orbits collide.

Do not approach with a clever shield, or words polished too bright to be true. The shortest distance to another heart is simply bringing the honest sum of you.

Step lightly, as if walking on morning dew, leave your pride at the perimeter's edge. Speak as though you are offering a flower, not demanding a sacred pledge.

Look for the crack where their laughter lives, and offer a smile that knows how to stay. For the best way to find a soul alive is to gently ask if you might brighten their day.

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I always ask a silly question- It's a good ice breaker, and if they laugh then I know we'll get along.