Lyrics to the track “I WILL SURVIVE!”. Sing along now…

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died.
But I’d spent o’ so many nights
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you’ve brought me a French fry.
I should have known it was so small,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
have known there was no Anaconda
lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4,
Weren’t you a jerk to think I wouldn’t notice it pop out, Don’t you
know we’re only joking when we say size doesn’t count?

I will survive,
I will survive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . hey, hey!

It took all my self control
not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener
standing small and proud.
But too bad about your ego
and to Hell with all your needs!
Now I’m saving all my lovin’
for a cordless multispeed

Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a d1ck that small
I was treating nappy rash.
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for pictures, please!
Then I wouldn’t have you waving that
wee winkie thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don’t you bring me home no little worm,
I’ll always throw them back.
The only thing that I could do with a
d1ck as small as that,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick
And then feed it to the cat!

I will survive,
I will survive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. .hey, hey!

Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I’m going back to my appliance,
Cuz I know its length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny pecker peckin’ at my door, You’ll be
counting your 4 inches as you pick them off the floor.

Go on now Go!

OMG, Laura, that's hysterical!

How've you been? Hope all is well

OMG! ROFLMAO!

priceless!

OMG THAT IS HYSTERICAL AND OH SO TRUE

LMAO!!!!!!

roflmao

That was Great !!!

yup..sang it..

The true lyrics are the absolute best, though, and I've loved them for years.

I think this is my new favorite song! Good job! LOL!

absolutely fab girl!! best laugh i've had tody!!

Laura...u r awesome! props 2 u! focl!

You go girl
I allmost peed my pants Laura

hahaha! too f-in funny!

ROFLMAO LAURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ROOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

ACTUALLY SANG THE WHOLE SONGGGGGGGGGGG

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG LJ!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent!

you said you won't gonna tell no one