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A few weeks ago I met this lady, we went back to her place and we proceeded to screw like wild rabbits, when the business was done, and she was fast asleep, I took her pillow and wiped my self off with one side of the pillow and placed it upside down, back on the bed,then before I left I gave her cat a dirty Sanchez, raided her wallet for cab fair, And left, locking the door behind me…
now just the other day she calls me up and yells at me, why did you do this? why did you do that? You know I just don’t know what her problem is?... I locked the door!!! Can someone explain? |
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did you forget to put the toilet seat down? I can't think of anything else that would have got her so pissed
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you took her money, you yuckied her pillow, and then JUST LEFT HER! I would be mad too!
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Don't forget, he also did something to the cat. I don't even want to know what that was.
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cause u left this behind
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did you forget to put the toilet seat down? I can't think of anything else that would have got her so pissed NO I put it down ... Right after I used it, but I did not flush!!.. why wake her !...you know? |
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cause u left this behind thats not mine! I swear! |
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You locked the door, that shows you were worried about her safety!! Awwwww
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Whoo! Good thing you got outta there when you did! She sounds like a whack job?
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Is yuckied in the dictionary? lol
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you forgot to flip the used rubber on the windshield of her coar when you left you dumb ass!!!
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I agree, she's crazy..
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Who said he used a rubber.............
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she was obviously not aware of just how cool you are,
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Edited by
Just_Say_When
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Tue 01/15/08 06:21 PM
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Maybe she's pissed 'cause she wants her cat back!
S A N C H E Z!!!!  C O M E B A C K!!!!
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cause u left this behind ROTFLMAO! |
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A few weeks ago I met this lady, we went back to her place and we proceeded to screw like wild rabbits, when the business was done, and she was fast asleep, I took her pillow and wiped my self off with one side of the pillow and placed it upside down, back on the bed,then before I left I gave her cat a dirty Sanchez, raided her wallet for cab fair, And left, locking the door behind me… now just the other day she calls me up and yells at me, why did you do this? why did you do that? You know I just don’t know what her problem is?... I locked the door!!! Can someone explain?  Maybe it was her time of the month. |
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A few weeks ago I met this lady, we went back to her place and we proceeded to screw like wild rabbits, when the business was done, and she was fast asleep, I took her pillow and wiped my self off with one side of the pillow and placed it upside down, back on the bed,then before I left I gave her cat a dirty Sanchez, raided her wallet for cab fair, And left, locking the door behind me… now just the other day she calls me up and yells at me, why did you do this? why did you do that? You know I just don’t know what her problem is?... I locked the door!!! Can someone explain? As if this really happened. thanks for the laugh
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I think she wants you to propose
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