Topic: Andy Rooney on women over 40
millsdd's photo
Fri 12/01/06 06:11 AM
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few
reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman
over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining
about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more
interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming
match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they
think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise,
often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women
get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman
over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and
honest. They'll tel l you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting
like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes,
we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's
not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over
40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all
those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 12/01/06 07:03 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh this is tooo good!!

ROFLMAO

sushi's photo
Fri 12/01/06 07:04 AM
Hi Mills, haven't seen you for awhile. I love Andy Rooney. I even have
some of his books. That article is sooo right. Now if men would not wake
a woman up in the middle of the night for a quickie, then we won't need
to wake him up-we already know what he's thinking.

zzzippy56's photo
Sat 04/12/14 01:48 AM
lol I couldnt help myself here... oh how good it feels to laugh..

liza_352000's photo
Sat 04/12/14 05:32 PM
Laughed the first time I read it. Still laughing now and loving it.

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Sat 04/12/14 05:59 PM

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few
reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman
over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining
about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more
interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming
match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they
think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise,
often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women
get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman
over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and
honest. They'll tel l you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting
like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes,
we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's
not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over
40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all
those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!


pretty much true

this is how I am anyway

babystiles's photo
Mon 04/14/14 08:55 AM
really nice

felicefreak1961's photo
Wed 04/16/14 04:58 PM
He got that right!

SweetE1's photo
Wed 04/16/14 05:12 PM
Oh no this is way way too awesome

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Wed 04/16/14 06:09 PM
:laughing:

new2area2012's photo
Wed 04/16/14 07:39 PM
Edited by new2area2012 on Wed 04/16/14 07:40 PM
rofl

That is so funny... but so true