Topic: Valentines Slogans
uk1971's photo
Wed 01/16/08 01:18 PM
With Valentines Day now under a month away, here are some slogans for that special romantic person in your life.

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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

bigsmile glasses

WOWCANDYKISSES's photo
Wed 01/16/08 01:20 PM
laugh laugh laugh You are making me laugh,that was cool.laugh laugh

ladyblack67's photo
Wed 01/16/08 01:21 PM
laugh laugh

johncarl's photo
Wed 01/16/08 01:22 PM

laugh laugh laugh You are making me laugh,that was cool.laugh laugh
you pitcher is nice:smile:

WOWCANDYKISSES's photo
Wed 01/16/08 01:24 PM


laugh laugh laugh You are making me laugh,that was cool.laugh laugh
you pitcher is nice:smile:


Thanks!flowerforyou

Mundote's photo
Wed 01/16/08 01:24 PM
drinker

steelangel's photo
Wed 01/16/08 01:26 PM
Wow is a total hottie. smokin

WOWCANDYKISSES's photo
Wed 01/16/08 01:28 PM

Wow is a total hottie. smokin


Thank youflowerforyou

Amalie's photo
Wed 01/16/08 01:28 PM
laugh

Amalie's photo
Wed 01/16/08 01:28 PM
laugh

WOWCANDYKISSES's photo
Wed 01/16/08 01:28 PM


Wow is a total hottie. smokin


Thank youflowerforyou


Remember you shoulnt be smoking lol!laugh

johncarl's photo
Wed 01/16/08 01:32 PM



laugh laugh laugh You are making me laugh,that was cool.laugh laugh
you pitcher is nice:smile:


Thanks!flowerforyou
you are welcome babe:smile:

snowangel2's photo
Wed 01/16/08 03:46 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh LMAO

bigteddybear59's photo
Wed 01/16/08 06:51 PM
i realy like those i almost died laughing

EveningKiss's photo
Wed 01/16/08 08:29 PM
Should make those as Greeting Cards Id buy one.