Topic: Advice For Men...
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Thu 01/17/08 04:39 PM

I'm a hopeless romantic...but women never see that side cause they never give me a chance laugh


Ummm HUGE difference between being "romantic" and being a "push-over pansy".

I'm a hopeless romantic. But like hell if I'm going to let anyone, male or female, treat me like dirt and expect UNREALISTIC things..like "reading minds". I failed "mind reading 101" back in school. So I prefer "good communication" more than anything. bigsmile

stevex86's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:40 PM

flowerforyou flowerforyou Wow...that was awesome
...but where do you find guys like this???? I'd settle
for half of what's on that list....
flowerforyou flowerforyou


Well I keep telling all you beautiful women, come to Oklahoma!

Imherewithoutyou's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:41 PM
Well i'll say it sounds pretty damn sweet to me if them things are what any woman wants. i'm sure you'll get a lot in return.

jtitol's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:41 PM
well will stand up and tell the ladies our secrets
any volunteers

blades26's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:42 PM
thats just too much to remember lol

and it seems like the guy is getting punked alot...

stevex86's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:42 PM
What the f*ck people. It was a cool post, why disect it with reality. Do you do that in the movies too?

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Thu 01/17/08 04:42 PM

Advice For Men...

Ok, so we all know that men are a little dense when it comes to knowing what to do with us women. Well, here's some tips for the men...

When I text you
[ It's because I'm waiting for you to call me ]

When I walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ]

When I stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]

When I push you or hit you
[ Grab me and don't let go ]

When I start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ]

When I'm quiet
[ Ask me what's wrong ]

When I ignore you
[ Give me your attention ]

When I pull away
[ Pull me back ]

When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me I'm beautiful ]

When you see me start crying
[ Just hold me and don't say a word ]

When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ]

When I'm scared
[ Protect me ]

When I lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]

When I steal your favorite hat
[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When I tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]

When I don't answer for a long time
[ Reassure me that everything is okay ]

When I look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When I say that I like you
[ I really do more than you could understand ]

When I grab at your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ]

When I bump into you
[ Bump into me back and make me laugh ]

When I tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When I look at you in your eyes
[ Don't look away until I do ]

When I miss you
[ I'm hurting inside ]

When you break my heart
[ The pain never really goes away ]

When I say it's over
[ I still want you to be mine ]

When I repost this bulletin
[ I want you to read it ]



- Stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything

- When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go, then kiss her

- When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her

- Because 10 yrs. later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00 a.m. on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Tease her and let her tease you back

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick

- Watch her favorite movie with her

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

- Let her know she's important

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"


WOW, NUT CASE. You need to hire a SLAVE.noway

TheShadow's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:44 PM

Im assumin sex in return being a dirty hoe in bed? lol what else could u ask for..laugh
LMAO That all sound fun and stuff, but I think I want a little more :wink:

lulu24's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:45 PM

Advice For Men...

Ok, so we all know that men are a little dense when it comes to knowing what to do with us women. Well, here's some tips for the men...

When I text you
-it's important. i hate to text.

When I walk away from you mad
-you'd better damned well let me go.

When I stare at your mouth
-you have spinach stuck between your teeth.

When I push you or hit you
-you better hope and pray it's a joke, or you'll be on your ass.

When I start cussing at you
-it's probably time to leave.

When I'm quiet
-i have nothing to say.

When I ignore you
-i wanna read my freaking book, play on my computer, or do whatever...

When I pull away
-let me go.

When you see me at my worst
-don't mention it again...

When you see me start crying
-keep your mouth shut til the movie is over.

When you see me walking
-DON'T sneak up on me. quick way to get smacked.

When I'm scared
[ Protect me ]-i don't NEED protecting.

When I lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]

When I steal your favorite hat
[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night]-huh? seriously?

When I tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]

When I don't answer for a long time
[ Reassure me that everything is okay ]-i don't need reassurance.

When I look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]hmmm...

When I say that I like you
-imagine that, it means you're liked.

When I grab at your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ]

When I bump into you
[ Bump into me back and make me laugh ]

When I tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When I look at you in your eyes
[ Don't look away until I do ]-yeah, staring competitions. good fun.

When I miss you
-i'll call.

When you break my heart
-no one breaks my heart. i rarely allow myself to hurt.

When I say it's over
-um, it's over.

When I repost this bulletin
[ I want you to read it ]



- Stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything
boooring.

- When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go, then kiss her
nope, get your hands off of me.

- When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her
if i say i'm okay, i freaking AM.

- Because 10 yrs. later she'll remember you
as the co-dependent dork that followed me around like a puppy dog.

- Call her at 12:00 a.m. on her birthday to tell her you love her
yeah, that'll work.

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
cause...you have nothing better to do?

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you
ooh, that's scary.

- Tease her and let her tease you back

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
why? so we BOTH can suffer?

- Watch her favorite movie with her
only if i watch YOURS.

- Give her the world
screw the world. a bit of time.

- Let her wear your clothes
only if you want them to smell girlie.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
ick.

- Let her know she's important
hopefully, she already knows this.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain
yep.

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
blech. violence is so passe'.

lulu24's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:45 PM

What the f*ck people. It was a cool post, why disect it with reality. Do you do that in the movies too?


er...no comment, lol.

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Thu 01/17/08 04:46 PM

What the f*ck people. It was a cool post, why disect it with reality. Do you do that in the movies too?


LOL..umm personal experience maybe???? bigsmile laugh

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Thu 01/17/08 04:47 PM


Advice For Men...

Ok, so we all know that men are a little dense when it comes to knowing what to do with us women. Well, here's some tips for the men...

When I text you
-it's important. i hate to text.

When I walk away from you mad
-you'd better damned well let me go.

When I stare at your mouth
-you have spinach stuck between your teeth.

When I push you or hit you
-you better hope and pray it's a joke, or you'll be on your ass.

When I start cussing at you
-it's probably time to leave.

When I'm quiet
-i have nothing to say.

When I ignore you
-i wanna read my freaking book, play on my computer, or do whatever...

When I pull away
-let me go.

When you see me at my worst
-don't mention it again...

When you see me start crying
-keep your mouth shut til the movie is over.

When you see me walking
-DON'T sneak up on me. quick way to get smacked.

When I'm scared
[ Protect me ]-i don't NEED protecting.

When I lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]

When I steal your favorite hat
[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night]-huh? seriously?

When I tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]

When I don't answer for a long time
[ Reassure me that everything is okay ]-i don't need reassurance.

When I look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]hmmm...

When I say that I like you
-imagine that, it means you're liked.

When I grab at your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ]

When I bump into you
[ Bump into me back and make me laugh ]

When I tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When I look at you in your eyes
[ Don't look away until I do ]-yeah, staring competitions. good fun.

When I miss you
-i'll call.

When you break my heart
-no one breaks my heart. i rarely allow myself to hurt.

When I say it's over
-um, it's over.

When I repost this bulletin
[ I want you to read it ]



- Stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything
boooring.

- When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go, then kiss her
nope, get your hands off of me.

- When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her
if i say i'm okay, i freaking AM.

- Because 10 yrs. later she'll remember you
as the co-dependent dork that followed me around like a puppy dog.

- Call her at 12:00 a.m. on her birthday to tell her you love her
yeah, that'll work.

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
cause...you have nothing better to do?

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you
ooh, that's scary.

- Tease her and let her tease you back

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
why? so we BOTH can suffer?

- Watch her favorite movie with her
only if i watch YOURS.

- Give her the world
screw the world. a bit of time.

- Let her wear your clothes
only if you want them to smell girlie.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
ick.

- Let her know she's important
hopefully, she already knows this.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain
yep.

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
blech. violence is so passe'.


Now that's BETTER!!!!! drinker drinker drinker

kolhauszer's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:54 PM
now this is indeed a great post...one of the best, TWO ladies with TWO DIFFERENT OPINIONS on how to give advice to men..isnt it great that we can state whats on our minds without be-littleing one another?...

Softtail70's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:56 PM
flowerforyou drinker Here would be my
condense list, flowerforyou

When I stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]

When I'm quiet
[ Ask me what's wrong ]

When you see me start crying
[ Just hold me and don't say a word ]

When I'm scared
[ Protect me ]

When I tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When I look in your eyes
[ Don't look away until I do ]

Kiss her in the pouring rain

flowerforyou

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Thu 01/17/08 05:00 PM
Makes you wonder on here who has a heart and who don't..Some people are just plain cruel!

jtitol's photo
Thu 01/17/08 05:01 PM
most of this idiots will be single for the rest of their

carebear2344's photo
Thu 01/17/08 05:03 PM
I agree..

jtitol's photo
Thu 01/17/08 05:05 PM
they cant even follow simple advice
damn makes u feel sorry for all them

Michael1978's photo
Thu 01/17/08 05:05 PM
I cant say I can do everything on the list, I am certainly no mind - reader for example... but I have always given my all in a relationship, 110%... and I am still single...

lulu24's photo
Thu 01/17/08 05:05 PM

now this is indeed a great post...one of the best, TWO ladies with TWO DIFFERENT OPINIONS on how to give advice to men..isnt it great that we can state whats on our minds without be-littleing one another?...


lol, i'm not giving advice to men...not really.

i just don't play little games. i say what i mean and ask for what i want.