Here Karma to go along with the life things!!



NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they
moved out.


ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.


PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
prevents conception.

DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency,
duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.


NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
irritation level as nagging him.

ROFLMAO. No more.I surrender.

DANG IT GIRL

catchme hell/ run faster LOL

eecckkk!!

Does that mean surrender accepted?

sorry catch, i tried to take care of him and that dog, but well ya know!

that was runnin from the leg humper!!!

you want real jokes now ?

no worries!

I learned to kick em in the nuts a LLLONGGG TIME AGO!
Tehehe!!

or knock em out with troll signs!!

What leg humper? I'll get him in my sights. Sure for jokes, always enjoy
a laugh.

I'M NOT NORMAL

see karma, he had to bite!!!

The puppy's back. Deep breath. Steady slow exhale. Gently apply pressure
to trigger.

oohh karma, now he's sayin I'm sad!! up in the pot thread,,, ggrrr. I
go to chat my friend he's sendin me notes askin where I went.. hhmmmm

If I shoot the puppy can I catch you? What happens when I do?

OOhh my!!!

I enjoy getting scratched behind the ears, bellyrubs and balls of yarn.

& I just love Kitties...just don't talk about them..I cry..
i added another for you,

oohh! you surrendered huh!!

nneexxtt!! smiles

Puppy's gone so I win.

yea, sent more love me notes & nites .. hhmmm