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Topic: Pregnant with my child Hmmm....
Blake_M Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 7	Wed 01/23/08 10:56 AM
An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling. "I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know of a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM ! The beaver drops dead in front of him. "That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that beaver." The Doctor says, "My point exactly."

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ninjatek Joined Tue 01/15/08 Posts: 13	Wed 01/23/08 10:59 AM
So funny. ROFLMAO

Amalie Joined Tue 09/18/07 Posts: 1239	Wed 01/23/08 11:07 AM
lol

Djman Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 126	Wed 01/23/08 11:09 AM
Dude thats ****in hilarious

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Wed 01/23/08 11:09 AM
rotflmao!!!!!!

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LauraJ Joined Tue 09/11/07 Posts: 7442	Wed 01/23/08 11:30 AM
laughed so hard Im crying

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Wed 01/23/08 11:56 AM
An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling. "I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know of a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM ! The beaver drops dead in front of him. "That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that beaver." The Doctor says, "My point exactly."

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