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Topic: cheer me up!
itsnicoleelyse Joined Sun 07/29/07 Posts: 1513	Sat 01/26/08 08:34 PM
try it

sahmoa Joined Sun 05/27/07 Posts: 542	Sat 01/26/08 08:35 PM
mhmmm

tallandtttanned Joined Sun 08/13/06 Posts: 3103	Sat 01/26/08 08:36 PM
just look at my profile and you will lol

68chevy Joined Tue 11/13/07 Posts: 6926	Sat 01/26/08 08:37 PM
How about a quick joke?? Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 01/26/08 08:37 PM
try it What's wrong?

YourLove1 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5275	Sat 01/26/08 08:38 PM
your two pups look better then mine

BizarreKelley Joined Sat 01/05/08 Posts: 523	Sat 01/26/08 08:39 PM
My cat was chasing a laser pointer tonight. He happened to run over this little cat toy he has, and it got stuck to his claw, which scared THE CRAP out of him! He shot up about 3 feet straight up in the air, as only cats can, and the toy went flying in another direction and landed on a chair. After several minutes, he cautiously approached the toy and smelled it for about 10 minutes before he felt satisfied that it wasn't trying to kill him. I died laughing!!!

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Sat 01/26/08 08:41 PM
try it A small guy walks into the bathroom and hops over to the urinal. Standing next to him is a giant of a man, so he says "5'0, 100lbs, 9inch **, names Charles Wheeler" The big guy responds "6'5, 225lb, 12inch **, Turner Brown" The little guy hearing this faints on the spot. The big guy picks him up, takes him over to the sink and splashes water on his face. When he comes to he's terrified of the big guy standing over him. "Can you repeat what you just said...." says the little guy. So the big guy does, and when he's finished, the little guy sighs with relief. "I thought you said turn around."

itsnicoleelyse Joined Sun 07/29/07 Posts: 1513	Sat 01/26/08 08:42 PM
try it A small guy walks into the bathroom and hops over to the urinal. Standing next to him is a giant of a man, so he says "5'0, 100lbs, 9inch **, names Charles Wheeler" The big guy responds "6'5, 225lb, 12inch **, Turner Brown" The little guy hearing this faints on the spot. The big guy picks him up, takes him over to the sink and splashes water on his face. When he comes to he's terrified of the big guy standing over him. "Can you repeat what you just said...." says the little guy. So the big guy does, and when he's finished, the little guy sighs with relief. "I thought you said turn around."

itsnicoleelyse Joined Sun 07/29/07 Posts: 1513	Sat 01/26/08 08:43 PM
My cat was chasing a laser pointer tonight. He happened to run over this little cat toy he has, and it got stuck to his claw, which scared THE CRAP out of him! He shot up about 3 feet straight up in the air, as only cats can, and the toy went flying in another direction and landed on a chair. After several minutes, he cautiously approached the toy and smelled it for about 10 minutes before he felt satisfied that it wasn't trying to kill him. I died laughing!!!

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Sat 01/26/08 09:38 PM
either it worked, or she got trapped in the dryer

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