Topic: Clock Shop (My first one of the day)
uk1971's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:00 AM
Edited by uk1971 on Thu 01/31/08 07:00 AM
A guy is walking down the street and enters a clock and watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerk behind the counter. He walks up to the counter where she is standing, unzips his pants, flops his chop out and and places it on the counter.
"What are you doing, Sir?",
she asks.
"This is a clock shop!!"
He replied,
"I know it is and I would like 2 hands and a face put on this!"

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Maudred's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:04 AM
lol nice, keep em comming :p

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Thu 01/31/08 07:07 AM
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Thu 01/31/08 07:17 AM
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Thu 01/31/08 07:35 AM
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