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shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 08:59 AM
okay so I am CRANKY today .. my day started by calling my ISP and being transfered to Bombay where some one read to me from a script and would not listen to me to solve my problem.. this is after being on hold and speaking to a voice activated system that can't recognize my accent lol .. Then to make the morning even better the ex boyfriend calls and wants to drop off a Cd that I didn't even remember he had and then is mad when I am not like thrilled at the prospect of him coming right over .. ( I will only say it was a nasty breakup and he is a douchebag and I dodged a major bullet) during all this I have some kid iming me and wanting to talk about my boobs - does that line really ever work on women?? So anyone got any good jokes ? ahhhh it is monday......

sexxyandsingle Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 3283	Mon 02/04/08 09:02 AM
i don't know any good jokes but im a IT guy what's the problem?!

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:04 AM
Thanks the problem was simple I had somehow turned off connection in the computer something with the wireless but that is really nice of you to offer to help .. it is fixed now but was very frustrating ..

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 09:05 AM
Nope.....but, it was the WOMBATS who were talking to you about your ISP and Ninja monkeys were in the background planning their revenge against you!! You shouldn't have called your ISP! THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU!! (The wombats like chocolate chip cookies by the way......use them as ninja stars to chase them away.....)

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Mon 02/04/08 09:06 AM
Thank you for calling shoes4rhon. Just so you know, we have several technicians analyzing the issue you had earlier and have come to the conclusion that it may not be resolved. We will be sending some people shortly to collect you and your computer. Resistance is futile. Have a nice day.

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:08 AM
lol well the flying monkeys have always scared me since i was a little girl .. I do have snickerdoodles not chocolate chips so I guess I am screwed there .. Ninja monkeys .. good thing I think pirates are cooler than nijas .. so I can use my hook to combat the ninja monkeys and if thta does not work then thier is always my magic cloak of invisibilty '''

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:10 AM
Thank you for calling shoes4rhon. Just so you know, we have several technicians analyzing the issue you had earlier and have come to the conclusion that it may not be resolved. We will be sending some people shortly to collect you and your computer. Resistance is futile. Have a nice day. lol collecting me and my computer are you from homeland security ? is this to prevent me from voting in the primary? Don't make me go all underground grass roots movement on you..

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 09:10 AM
lol well the flying monkeys have always scared me since i was a little girl .. I do have snickerdoodles not chocolate chips so I guess I am screwed there .. Ninja monkeys .. good thing I think pirates are cooler than nijas .. so I can use my hook to combat the ninja monkeys and if thta does not work then thier is always my magic cloak of invisibilty ''' Yes grasshopper.....use the cloak but beware the monkey's flying dung.....splatters very nasty and they have spread shot so, crawl on ground for cover....

Starhawk Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2164	Mon 02/04/08 09:12 AM
okay so I am CRANKY today .. my day started by calling my ISP and being transfered to Bombay where some one read to me from a script and would not listen to me to solve my problem.. this is after being on hold and speaking to a voice activated system that can't recognize my accent lol .. Then to make the morning even better the ex boyfriend calls and wants to drop off a Cd that I didn't even remember he had and then is mad when I am not like thrilled at the prospect of him coming right over .. ( I will only say it was a nasty breakup and he is a douchebag and I dodged a major bullet) during all this I have some kid iming me and wanting to talk about my boobs - does that line really ever work on women?? So anyone got any good jokes ? ahhhh it is monday...... I know it early but I think you need A Drink..

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:12 AM
ahh master thank you for the wisdom flying monkey dung is a deep subject ..

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Mon 02/04/08 09:12 AM
Thank you for calling shoes4rhon. Just so you know, we have several technicians analyzing the issue you had earlier and have come to the conclusion that it may not be resolved. We will be sending some people shortly to collect you and your computer. Resistance is futile. Have a nice day. lol collecting me and my computer are you from homeland security ? is this to prevent me from voting in the primary? Don't make me go all underground grass roots movement on you.. Homeland security has nothing on us.

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:13 AM
it is 5 oclock somewhere ... Break out the crown and coke WHOOO HOOOOT okay so I am CRANKY today .. my day started by calling my ISP and being transfered to Bombay where some one read to me from a script and would not listen to me to solve my problem.. this is after being on hold and speaking to a voice activated system that can't recognize my accent lol .. Then to make the morning even better the ex boyfriend calls and wants to drop off a Cd that I didn't even remember he had and then is mad when I am not like thrilled at the prospect of him coming right over .. ( I will only say it was a nasty breakup and he is a douchebag and I dodged a major bullet) during all this I have some kid iming me and wanting to talk about my boobs - does that line really ever work on women?? So anyone got any good jokes ? ahhhh it is monday...... I know it early but I think you need A Drink..

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 09:15 AM
ahh master thank you for the wisdom flying monkey dung is a deep subject ..

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:16 AM
ohhhh I am scared you mean you are worse that we has american people mindlessly give up our civil liberties that our fore fathers founded this country on out of Fear and an excuse to hate others ?????? what could be worse that that ? okay I admit that tying me to a chair and forcing me to listen to nothing but Celine Dion is right up there .. you are a scarey little chipmunk

iraceslowcars Joined Sat 11/17/07 Posts: 5776	Mon 02/04/08 09:17 AM
here's a recent favorite: Two lions are eating a clown. One lion says to the other, "DOes this taste funny to you?" Hope this helps.

Starhawk Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2164	Mon 02/04/08 09:18 AM
ohhhh I am scared you mean you are worse that we has american people mindlessly give up our civil liberties that our fore fathers founded this country on out of Fear and an excuse to hate others ?????? what could be worse that that ? okay I admit that tying me to a chair and forcing me to listen to nothing but Celine Dion is right up there .. you are a scarey little chipmunk Make that A Double Shot in the Drink.......

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 09:18 AM
How did the elephant cross the road.... Answer: It was nailed to the chicken... LOL LOL LOL, ummmmm okay.....yeah...

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:19 AM
here's a recent favorite: Two lions are eating a clown. One lion says to the other, "DOes this taste funny to you?" Hope this helps. ba bum b u m

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 09:20 AM
How did the elephant cross the road.... Answer: It was nailed to the chicken... LOL LOL LOL, ummmmm okay.....yeah... lol I have to tell my favorite little kid that one

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Mon 02/04/08 09:21 AM
How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's obviously a hardware issue.