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This is not to be offensive....just think they're funny... I'll go first.... "Your mama is so ugly, when she was a baby, they had to feed her with a slingshot"
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your momma's so fat that when she falls on a dollar bill she gets change
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your momma's so fat that when she falls on a dollar bill she gets change
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your mama's so fat she's got more chins than china
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i woulda been yer daddy but yer mamma didnt have change for a dollar
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Your momma is so fat, it's easier to climb up and over her than to go around....
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Your mama is so fat, she needs hula hoops to hold her pantlegs up
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i woulda been yer daddy but yer mamma didnt have change for a dollar
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Your momma is so fat, it's easier to climb up and over her than to go around....
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Your mama is so fat, she needs hula hoops to hold her pantlegs up
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your mama is so poor she goes into KFC and licks the other peoples fingers.....
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rofl
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You're mama so fat, when she says she's laying around the house, she's literally LAYING around the house.
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your mama is so ugly when she was born they had to put her in a tinted incubator....
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your momma is so fat that she makes free willy look like a goldfish
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You're mama so fat, when she says she's laying around the house, she's literally LAYING around the house.
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You're mama so fat, when she puts on a red dress, kids are like, "HEY!!! Kool-Aide!!"
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You're mama so fat, when she puts on a red dress, kids are like, "HEY!!! Kool-Aide!!"
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Your mama is so fat, she jumped in the water and caused a huge tidal wave.
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