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Topic: Mama bashing jokes
Marine1488 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 323	Mon 02/04/08 07:26 PM
Your mommas soo fat. She wore a Malcom X shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Mon 02/04/08 07:27 PM
your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:27 PM
Your mommas soo fat. She wore a Malcom X shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:27 PM
your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Mon 02/04/08 07:29 PM
your momma's so fat that when she goes missing they have to use all four sides of the milk carton

vetter666 Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 8	Mon 02/04/08 07:30 PM Edited by vetter666 on Mon 02/04/08 07:30 PM
Your mama's so fat, the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale. Right before..."to be continued". Your mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" When she goes to the zoo, the animals feed HER.

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Mon 02/04/08 07:30 PM
Your mama's so fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:31 PM
Your mama's so fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Mon 02/04/08 07:31 PM
your momma's so fat that when someone said it was chili outside she ran out with a bowl

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Mon 02/04/08 07:34 PM
Your mama's so fat, she's once, twice, three times a lady.

Marine1488 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 323	Mon 02/04/08 07:34 PM
Your momma's soo fat. She uses a book marker to find her necklace.

hosea1 Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 478	Mon 02/04/08 07:35 PM
your momma breath stinls so bad her teeth moved out and got a restraining order

vetter666 Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 8	Mon 02/04/08 07:35 PM
Your mama's so fat she laid on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.

Marine1488 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 323	Mon 02/04/08 07:37 PM
your momma breath stinls so bad her teeth moved out and got a restraining order

vetter666 Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 8	Mon 02/04/08 07:38 PM
Your mama's so fat highway patrol cited her for not wearing the sticker "Caution - Wide Turns".

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 07:40 PM
your momma is so fat if she was a wide load she would be two trips -- can I come out of time out yet ??

Kayla116 Joined Wed 05/23/07 Posts: 43	Mon 02/04/08 07:42 PM
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Kayla116 Joined Wed 05/23/07 Posts: 43	Mon 02/04/08 07:44 PM
Your momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Unknow Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 1403	Mon 02/04/08 07:46 PM
Your momma's so fat, the neighborhood kids swim in her bellybutton

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 07:48 PM
your momma is so stupid when she filled out a job aplication in the education spot she put hooked on phonics

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