Topic: More Funnyz --Im Back,,lol,,Get ready Yall
Loves2Please's photo
Fri 12/15/06 08:30 AM
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
"highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will
market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 12/15/06 12:07 PM
LMAO

sherrie0527's photo
Fri 12/15/06 01:53 PM
ROTFLMAO loved it!!!.... MORE MORE MORE

herewego's photo
Sat 12/16/06 11:57 AM
love2 that was hiliarious

stan4eVeR's photo
Sat 12/16/06 12:02 PM
Lol loved it

Loves2Please's photo
Sun 12/17/06 01:30 PM
well im glad yall having fun,,and keeping it real with the laughes,,Love
to all here,,and ill be back again soon..Thomas

iceprincess's photo
Sun 12/17/06 03:13 PM
that was great.lol

Loves2Please's photo
Tue 12/19/06 06:34 AM
lol

sphere's photo
Tue 12/19/06 08:03 AM
good shit keep it up lol