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im gonna commit a felon im gonna steal your heart
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Do you wash your pants in glass plus....Cause I can see myself in 'em....
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cool
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im gonna commit a felon im gonna steal your heart
Heart stealing is a misdemeanor where I come from. :O |
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im gonna commit a felon im gonna steal your heart
that's a good one...i may have to use it 
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heavem must be missing an angel
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your place or mine?
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can I have your number, I lost mine
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Your hot, lets f*ck!
I keed I keed. |
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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
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Nice shoes, wanna f$ck
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I'm no fred flintstone, but I'll make your bedrock.
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The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to f!ck you on the floor!
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If I said you have a hot body, would you hold it against me?
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I'm hung like a studded field mouse
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I'm no fred flintstone, but I'll make your bedrock. Nice.. |
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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
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load up bit*h
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Do you want to see something swell?
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