Topic: R-Rated
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Mon 03/03/08 09:28 PM
A man, we will call him Fred, works all the time to make him and his wife happy, but Fred always works late and he's starting to notice that him and his wife don't have a sex life anymore. He gets so upset that he tells his best friend, Ryan about his problem. Ryan says, "Oh, that's no problem, all you have to do is, get off work a little early one night, and when you get home and your wife is asleep, slowly go under the covers and eat her out til she cums, it will definetly spice up your sex life." Fred thinks this is a great idea. So the next night he gets off early and goes home. Fred is as quiet as a mouse when he sneaks into his room. He slowly lifts up the covers from the bottom of the bed and slowly spreads her legs apart, and starts to eat her out. Fred has never worked like this before, he's taking his time, and doesn't stop til she cums. After that, he immediatly walks to the kitchen and gets a drink of water. He's so pooped that he has to pee, so he goes into the bathroom, and there is Fred's wife, Martha. "Oh geez Martha, don't scare me like that, what are you doing in here?"

"Shhh, your mother's sleeping, she was in town and needed somewhere to stay. By the way, I left a note for you on the pillow, because I let her have our bed."

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Mon 03/03/08 09:29 PM
Tell me what you think...

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Mon 03/03/08 09:29 PM
drinker

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Mon 03/03/08 09:29 PM

A man, we will call him Fred, works all the time to make him and his wife happy, but Fred always works late and he's starting to notice that him and his wife don't have a sex life anymore. He gets so upset that he tells his best friend, Ryan about his problem. Ryan says, "Oh, that's no problem, all you have to do is, get off work a little early one night, and when you get home and your wife is asleep, slowly go under the covers and eat her out til she cums, it will definetly spice up your sex life." Fred thinks this is a great idea. So the next night he gets off early and goes home. Fred is as quiet as a mouse when he sneaks into his room. He slowly lifts up the covers from the bottom of the bed and slowly spreads her legs apart, and starts to eat her out. Fred has never worked like this before, he's taking his time, and doesn't stop til she cums. After that, he immediatly walks to the kitchen and gets a drink of water. He's so pooped that he has to pee, so he goes into the bathroom, and there is Fred's wife, Martha. "Oh geez Martha, don't scare me like that, what are you doing in here?"

"Shhh, your mother's sleeping, she was in town and needed somewhere to stay. By the way, I left a note for you on the pillow, because I let her have our bed."
Oh god eww.... haha but good!

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Mon 03/03/08 09:30 PM
sick sick sick omg..thats nasty!

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Mon 03/03/08 09:30 PM
I know, I gag sometimes. lol

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Mon 03/03/08 09:32 PM
Sick devil

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Mon 03/03/08 09:33 PM
EEEEWWWWW!!!!laugh laugh

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Mon 03/03/08 09:36 PM
lmao .. thats sick!!!!!!!

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Mon 03/03/08 09:37 PM



sick yuck! laugh

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Mon 03/03/08 09:41 PM
Edited by Bearsman on Mon 03/03/08 09:42 PM
oops!

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Mon 03/03/08 09:42 PM

Well,

You never said how old the mother was, so I don't have an idea how it might have been. Besides, moms need lovin, too!

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That's just wrong. noway

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Mon 03/03/08 09:42 PM
noway sick laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 03/03/08 09:43 PM
Didn't read it thoroughly, Oops!!

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Mon 03/03/08 09:45 PM

Didn't read it thoroughly, Oops!!

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hahahaha, well, that explains it. lol

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Mon 03/03/08 09:49 PM
Yeah, its pretty gross. I threw up a little bit in my mouth. Then, I washed my mouth out with drano!!! sick

LOLOLOLOL blushing