Topic: Lucky Charms
ckitchin's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:23 PM
Don't cheat! Before you read on, choose your favorite marshmallow bit from Lucky Charms from the list below:

Pink Hearts
Yellow Moons
Orange stars
Green Clovers
Blue Diamonds
Purple Horseshoes
Those icky oat bits

Okay.Have you got one in mind? Now you can read on. And don't change it!

An amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed!

Yes,it's true--just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality:

GREEN CLOVERS:You're a happy-go-lucky type in bed. You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always manage to have a good time, even if you have someone else with you. You don't have any patience with depressed people and tend to sit on them until they cheer up.

BLUE DIAMONDS:Your thoughts in bed are mostly about what you'll get later. "If he really enjoys this,will he buy me that mink coat?" is probably what's going through your mind.People who like blue diamonds have a notebook of preprinted fill-in-the-blank palimony suit forms and are the people most likely to file their nails while making love.

ORANGE STARS:You expect to be the center of attention in bed. You expect your partner to spend most of his/her time pleasing you and when you do something for him/her, you expect enthusiastic moaning if not applause. People who like orange stars have mirrors over their beds,not because they are turned on by watching what is being done, but because they want to be able to watch themselves having a good time. They often moan out their own names while making love.

PINK HEARTS:You're the romantic type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if he/she's too distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll settle for romantic syllables. People who like pink hearts read most of the romance novels published and are turned on by people wearing armor.

PURPLE HORSESHOES:Your tastes are modern,uninhibited,and somewhat warped.You like variety in the bedroom, especially when you can include handcuffs,chains,swingsets,and chocolate pudding. Be careful when going out on a picnic with anyone who likes purple horseshoes--she/he's likely to pin you down with croquet hoops when you're not looking and who knows what could happen next?

YELLOW MOONS:You're more interested in satisfying your partner's needs than your own. You prefer to lie back and wait for your partner to jump on you and express his/her needs verbally or nonverbally. People who like yellow moons usually own several pairs of handcuffs and other instruments of kinky sex just in case someone should ever want to tie them up and ravish them. Keep your eyes open for anyone who eats all the yellow moons out of his/her cereal as soon as he/she opens the box.

Those little oat bits that aren't marshmallows at all:You probalbly don't like sex anyway and don't need to read this article.

People who prefer the oat bits usually become accountants, librarians who work at the reference desk, or government employees;these people like to chow down on a big bowl brimming with oat bits before a tough day of protesting suggestive lyrics in rock music. People who like oat bits have more time to spend writing letters to the editor than any other type.

ladyblack67's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:26 PM
I'm a pink heart!

Wonderbread's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:30 PM
yellow moon biotches!
rofl.

yashafox_F4X1's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:34 PM
Pink hearts.

boneyjoe's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:35 PM
what happen to chocklett chip

no photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:36 PM
purple horseshoes for me please:P

irad8you's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:36 PM
Funny how all the marshmallows get eaten, and it's just milk and the damn oats lol.

evilolive's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:39 PM
ima green clover... yum

ladyblack67's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:40 PM

Funny how all the marshmallows get eaten, and it's just milk and the damn oats lol.
I eat all the oats first, that way, I get tons o' marshmallows later

irad8you's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:42 PM


Funny how all the marshmallows get eaten, and it's just milk and the damn oats lol.
I eat all the oats first, that way, I get tons o' marshmallows later
Hi Lady, how are you?

mainelyme's photo
Sun 03/09/08 09:14 PM
Pink Hearts, and way too true laugh laugh

ckitchin's photo
Sun 03/09/08 10:53 PM
Purple horseshoes....not completly true but wanna try some....devil

Mundote's photo
Wed 03/12/08 11:06 AM
PURPLE HORSESHOES (LOL)