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Did you park your car correctly? Turn out the lights all that junk? yep yep I know da rules.... |
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i once witnessed a young woman, wearing a bikini, waltzing down the street with a stiff, dead cat carcass in her hand. maybe you should answer the door in such an outfit with said accessory.
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And my neighbor just knococked what should I do? ignore? or answer? is she single and cute 
well what is noise ordnance say hate to see ya get a ticket so wait 10 minutes after he quits knocking then turn it down and when the cops show up tell them he is harassing you because yoiu asked him to pay you the money he owes you 
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oh yeah
do not for get to close this window when they show up 
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Edited by
muntjack
on
Tue 03/11/08 11:28 PM
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And my neighbor just knococked what should I do? ignore? or answer? |
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And my neighbor just knococked what should I do? ignore? or answer? Yeah, answer and whip up some cheese sandwiches. I just had some smoked cheddar on raisin nut bread with hot mustard. Get all the stuff from the Amish over in the next town. In fridge have horseradish cheese, mild swiss, hot swiss, yoghurt cheese. Then give the dude a glass of hard apple cider. Mine is about 3 weeks old, really has a kick. |
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Peel a small hole in the tinfoil you got blocking the front window and stare at him through it, like anyone else.
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UPDATE: I answered he was *****itn about how he had to go to work, when I asked about the money he owed me, he shut the door... so I'mma play my music.
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I'm not bothering the other neighbor next to me or behind me, so I'mm just going to continue to bump, just to piss him off, to show hium not to fu*k with me.
Am I wrong? Am I right? IDK, I'm drunk, it seems, right ATM |
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read my earlier posts
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The police literally buste in my dooor just now.
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see ya missed you chance
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