LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS !

1 Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed
with you.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

4. Make sure you put 000 on your speed dial before you begin.

5 . Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it.

6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed
or between the thighs.

7. Have Panadol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbours are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

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LMAO@ catch...where do you find these?

my Friends send them to me, so i spend my time sending on to my friends
hoping I remember who sent what!! smile. send me your E in a note & ill
add you i get alot with pics i cant post

ok i will do that, and i have a good one for you also.

Ha..... must make a copy n keep it near my bed !!!!!

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