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Topic: The Drunk
sweetcountrygirl Joined Tue 10/03/06 Posts: 2463	Tue 01/09/07 02:56 PM
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes my testicles. " With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says... "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!

kingbreeze Joined Tue 08/29/06 Posts: 7600	Tue 01/09/07 02:58 PM
lmao, that's funny. i guess my profile should read "LOOKING FOR MOP BUCKET" LOL

karmafury Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 10156	Tue 01/09/07 02:58 PM
LMAO I have to remember that one.

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Tue 01/09/07 02:58 PM
Ewwwww,,, Very Funny,,,,

michael1313 Joined Mon 08/21/06 Posts: 8707	Tue 01/09/07 02:59 PM
ROFLMAO!!! GOOD ONE S.C.G.!!!

goosefraba Joined Sun 10/22/06 Posts: 717	Tue 01/09/07 03:02 PM
THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76367	Wed 01/10/07 07:12 AM
LOL

Kevin3824 Joined Tue 11/28/06 Posts: 2031	Fri 01/12/07 01:50 PM
That was funny

dylux35 Joined Wed 09/27/06 Posts: 240	Wed 01/17/07 01:59 PM
Good one!

devin112 Joined Wed 10/25/06 Posts: 3592	Wed 01/17/07 02:12 PM
hahahahhahaha i am flucking rolling here.

herewego Joined Wed 10/11/06 Posts: 10755	Wed 01/17/07 02:41 PM
that is so funny

jerbear1966 Joined Sun 09/24/06 Posts: 931	Wed 01/17/07 02:46 PM
Good one lol!

whoknows Joined Thu 09/07/06 Posts: 170	Wed 01/17/07 03:10 PM
lol

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