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CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! Which doesn't help because I am a surrogate mother. I get knocked up for a living. 
Spesemen!
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That was chicken little Little red hen was the do it yourself baker. 
your so right . . . my bad and my damn old age! |
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CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! Which doesn't help because I am a surrogate mother. I get knocked up for a living. 
I am currently working on my second surrogacy. The clinic has already cost us $2000. We are suing. I have fun, but it is only one of my 3 jobs. My other 2 are 4-1-1 Directory Assistance Phone Operator and as you know, Bikini Bar. |
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from your mama- don't get anyone preggers til your ready.
from a song- Jump from Van Halen comes in handy while in front of the bungee jump line from yourself- never conform to what society judges to be the norm |
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CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! Which doesn't help because I am a surrogate mother. I get knocked up for a living.
I am currently working on my second surrogacy. The clinic has already cost us $2000. We are suing. I have fun, but it is only one of my 3 jobs. My other 2 are 4-1-1 Directory Assistance Phone Operator and as you know, Bikini Bar. 
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Edited by
darkowl1
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Wed 03/26/08 01:20 AM
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That was chicken little Little red hen was the do it yourself baker.
your so right . . . my bad and my damn old age! cha cha i love that pic, i was just looking at it on your profile, and was wondering if you ever used it. |
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That was chicken little Little red hen was the do it yourself baker.
your so right . . . my bad and my damn old age! cha cha i love that pic, i was just looking at it on your profile, and was wondering if you ever used it. 
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That was chicken little Little red hen was the do it yourself baker.
your so right . . . my bad and my damn old age! cha cha i love that pic, i was just looking at it on your profile, and was wondering if you ever used it. well now you know . . thanks! and apparently i am not the only one . . . using it. |
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That was chicken little Little red hen was the do it yourself baker.
your so right . . . my bad and my damn old age! cha cha i love that pic, i was just looking at it on your profile, and was wondering if you ever used it.
ya . . . uh . .. . no! |
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That was chicken little Little red hen was the do it yourself baker.
your so right . . . my bad and my damn old age! cha cha i love that pic, i was just looking at it on your profile, and was wondering if you ever used it. well now you know . . thanks! and apparently i am not the only one . . . using it. ...I wanta see!?! 
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i have a dirty mind, but for women far older than you, and i'm way to ugly and old to think about that stuff, that's me in the pic you see.
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 Best advice I ever got... "Son when you're my age, the funnest thing you will ever get to do is sh!t your pants and sit in it!" -Darkowl
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it creates the playdoh effect!!!!
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That was chicken little Little red hen was the do it yourself baker.
your so right . . . my bad and my damn old age! cha cha i love that pic, i was just looking at it on your profile, and was wondering if you ever used it. well now you know . . thanks! and apparently i am not the only one . . . using it. ...I wanta see!?!
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it creates the playdoh effect!!!!
ewwww! 
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it creates the playdoh effect!!!!
ewwww!
that's reaallllyyy bad,,, isn't it!!!
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it creates the playdoh effect!!!!
=squating
 =takin a sh!t
 =gas
 =finishing the poopy
 =sitting in the poopy
 =results
 =IT's A PARTY IN MY PANTS!!!
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my mom
my mom and you last night |
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Edited by
darkowl1
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Wed 03/26/08 01:54 AM
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it creates the playdoh effect!!!!
=squating
=takin a sh!t
=gas
=finishing the poopy <<< especially this one, that little red face
=sitting in the poopy
=results
=IT's A PARTY IN MY PANTS!!!
only i would find this, that funny ........
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it creates the playdoh effect!!!!
=squating
=takin a sh!t
=gas
=finishing the poopy
=sitting in the poopy
=results
=IT's A PARTY IN MY PANTS!!!
only i would find this, that funny ........
Yeah, Pipe !
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