Topic: How To Please A Woman
Kim218's photo
Thu 03/27/08 09:20 AM


It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

recentfree's photo
Thu 03/27/08 09:21 AM
Will you marry me but forget first part thru 54 tylaugh

Kim218's photo
Thu 03/27/08 09:23 AM

Will you marry me but forget first part thru 54 tylaugh


???? So what do I get?laugh

oldsage's photo
Thu 03/27/08 09:24 AM
Much simpler way, written in a song yrs ago.

How to handle a woman, simply LOVE her.

Best way I ever learned.

recentfree's photo
Thu 03/27/08 09:25 AM


Will you marry me but forget first part thru 54 tylaugh


???? So what do I get?laugh
the best :tongue: everlol

Kim218's photo
Thu 03/27/08 09:27 AM



Will you marry me but forget first part thru 54 tylaugh


???? So what do I get?laugh
the best :tongue: everlol


love

froglittlesis's photo
Thu 03/27/08 09:30 AM
Edited by froglittlesis on Thu 03/27/08 09:31 AM
bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

I would be happy if a man could just be one of these!!!!

Kim218's photo
Thu 03/27/08 09:34 AM

bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

I would be happy if a man could just be one of these!!!!



Me tooo!!! I'm not greedy flowerforyou

tigerman1956's photo
Thu 03/27/08 09:36 AM
THIS WHOLE THING IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Kim218's photo
Thu 03/27/08 09:41 AM

THIS WHOLE THING IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL


noway

Mundote's photo
Thu 03/27/08 11:06 AM
laugh

no photo
Thu 03/27/08 11:30 AM
I truly don't think you have to strip down all the way to make a man happy. Bra and underwear and he's BOING !

no photo
Thu 03/27/08 11:34 AM

Much simpler way, written in a song yrs ago.

How to handle a woman, simply LOVE her.

Best way I ever learned.


Awwww!!!... Where have YOU been all of my life? flowerforyou

fireatwill's photo
Thu 03/27/08 01:41 PM

I truly don't think you have to strip down all the way to make a man happy. Bra and underwear and he's BOING !

I don't even need that, low cut blouse on a girl shootin' pool works for me!flowerforyou