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Types of Bad Kissers

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• MsJennifer wrote on 06/16/2008
  What about the swirler... someone once told them (probably on a playground) that the best way to kiss is to just stick your tongue out and swirl, swirl, swirl. ick!
• SKPCG wrote on 06/16/2008
  Teeth clankers, please!!! It's the pits!!
• Matt wrote on 06/16/2008
  SKPCG - I was gonna add teeth clackers, they were on my list, but I couldn't think of a funny drawing for them
• vanchau wrote on 06/16/2008
  I laughed. I cried. It was epic blog post.
• Chiclet wrote on 06/16/2008
  Another bad one............kissing like they are trying to get their gum back! EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
• Bexter wrote on 06/17/2008
  How about the Oral Explorer? Has to inspect every corner and niche in your mouth with their tongue. *gag* Or, the one that gets my goat, the Scooper.
• brandynicole wrote on 06/18/2008
  Cold tongues ..... gag .
• Kla wrote on 06/21/2008
  how about tongue suckers/biters and the people that take the lip nibbling thing to the vampiric extrema?
• boredstiff999 wrote on 06/22/2008
  The slasher kisser(?) - When I had braces I cut a chick's lip with 'em once
• passion_seeker wrote on 07/01/2008
  Ever kiss someone who never uses their tongue? It's like humping with your pants on. It means nothing!
• Bluejaz wrote on 07/01/2008
  I hate a sloppy kiss. Saliva gets all over your face... yuck!
• sweetness62 wrote on 07/01/2008
  The Slobber Kisser - or as I call them - The St. Bernard! Put your tongue back in your mouth and don't lick my face! Yuck!
• precious5903 wrote on 07/01/2008
  The lizard kisser, like they are trying to catch an insect.
• TxsGal3333 wrote on 07/02/2008
  Hummmmm what about the one that is trying to reach your Tonsils with their tongue. shshshs
• Artzyone wrote on 07/02/2008
  I think I've dated everyone of those guys, at one time or another. lol
• rbtirish wrote on 07/04/2008
  the worst kissers are the ones who have no passion for that person for if you do then the feelings are there to at least connect in some way!but yes to much tongue is always a turn off.lack of affection which leads to the passionate kiss isn't there.A dead kiss just lips no sucking just smooching on her part!I have found that If you are a great kisser .you can turn any woman on and get her passionate with a great lasting kiss that only I know how to do!or you I never entails anything but the kiss! have been there many times before and when I was done?She had a totally different outlook on life!believe me!
• marionikbarieh wrote on 07/10/2008
  there is no just thing as a bad kisser but if u find one teach him the right way,for me its the soul 2 soul kiss when u feel it from ur toes thru ur body down his mouth thru his body and his toes then shoots back at u[its called passion]
• alisha0512 wrote on 07/10/2008
  Ohhhhhh no this is to much. http://www.socialnetworking.in
• seekingsomefun wrote on 07/12/2008
  someone who thinks they are kissing you with deep passion and they suck your mouth to a vacume and it hurts your cheeks!!!! LOL
• rose_gammie wrote on 07/15/2008
  The kiss can make or break a date. You got to have some tongue action or it is like kissing a fish. The eyes need to be closed cuz you don't want them starring at anyone else. I has got to take your breath away and turn you on so that you start breathing heavy and makes you want more....if it doesn't have those things they it is a waste of time and effort.
• rose_gammie wrote on 07/15/2008
  The kiss can make or break a date. You got to have some tongue action or it is like kissing a fish. The eyes need to be closed cuz you don't want them starring at anyone else. I has got to take your breath away and turn you on so that you start breathing heavy and makes you want more....if it doesn't have those things they it is a waste of time and effort.
• ShyGal08 wrote on 07/16/2008
  Too much mouth made me lmao :D.
• BoulderMountainGal wrote on 07/20/2008
  Many men seem to think they have to lick their lips first and just when I think it's going to be a nice warm lip to lip smooch, they open their mouths like a fish, and suck on my lips instead of kissing them. It's way too common, so whassup with this? ( ;
• sharpnail wrote on 08/13/2008
  haha,cute ;)
• JaymoBug wrote on 08/21/2008
  I hate jabbers. The one's who have pointy tongues and just jab it in and out. AHHHHHHHH.
• CaroGonza wrote on 08/25/2008
  lfuouflf
• mlwestie wrote on 10/09/2008
  I dont understand the possum one. And to the poster below, I call the squirl the helicopter, lol. I think that is the worst kind of kisser, the ones who do that with their tongue. I have encountered that I think 2 times before
• Talara wrote on 11/13/2008
  the pecker. I looked for feathers, is he too chicken to kiss? Turned out to be one of the worst kissers ever, he fit every catagory trying to get skills: halitosis, teeth clicker, slimmer, wet willy in the mouth, stiff like a scared snake peeking out of the hole afraid of being caught by the eagle and kissing just one lip, near miss. Ms jennifer, I'll trade you for the swirler.
• Talara wrote on 11/13/2008
  the jabber is funny, I forgot about that one. He may not be a good kisser but he's a great tongue f*ck
• awaketonight wrote on 11/14/2008
  THE FISH. I would have to agree with BoulderMountainGal that this is very bad! When you open and close your mouth too much and suck on my lips you are kissing like a fish!!! stop it!
• Wysteria007 wrote on 12/19/2008
  The worst kisser I experienced put his tongue in my mouth and then just let it sit there without doing anything. I must confess -- I bit it to try to wake it up.
• hotmama37fun wrote on 02/22/2009
  I love kissing... it is the best thing, if you find someone that is good at it... I dated this guy once that did not like being kissed on the neck... very strange... I love being kissed everywhere...it is a major turn on for me... The last guy I dated in 2008, was a wonderful kisser/lover... He was very in tune with what I wanted and made sure I got to that place WITH him which was nice... My ex - husband was an amazing kisser... we had the best make out sessions, just could not get along...
• richjampreston wrote on 05/04/2009
  ewwww pits!!
• bobhickman wrote on 06/04/2009
  pray4me- Holy Ghost baptizm feels like Body your perfect size coming in, Jesus spoke this to me: 3-31-2009-your a looser because you trusted me, I will make you loose your salvation to mock you, bob I dont care about you and I want you to know it, persecution is me Jesus trying to make my servants loose thier salvation by manifold temptations like, careesing thier sex organs with electricity, like oral sex, stripping heart of desire to live for me, teasing, scaring by what I say to them, making thier faces bag, sag, wrinkle, hair loss, laughing at them, letting them see me, like people do a little dog, trying to get them and others thru them to speak blasphemy against the HOly Ghost, it is not my will that any perish, but get saved and I the Lord will kill you all day long, those who dont make it are ROMANS 1, saying what I know will hurt them deep in thier hearts, making them hate me, cause I want them to be backslided, saith the Lord, for no reason, I torture people to keep them humble in my eyes, they are not humble in my eyes unless they cant bare to live anymore cause I wounded them thousands of times, I will make you perish to laugh at you, I torture people I save to make most of them fall away, im trying to make you perish to mock you, bob you can not bare what I do to you but I want you to perish, for no reason, that makes lava hotter saith God, cause, I betrayed, I want to make you embarrased, so, im strong and your weak, I hate myself for torturing innocent people, almost every eye blink I tighten your eye muscles, cause your penus to move from flowing on, torture, because you are perfect I am jelous just like JOB, I told JOB to perish, and in vision I saw Jesus and he said something like, "i have mercy", and he laughed like maniac, on 11-2008-God said: pray for me, God said-I the Lord toture to abase, causing my slaves to hate me by manifold temptations, teasing, caressing dick, making it harden, soften, make face, crease, bag, tithening muscles, when used, stripping heart, of all desire to live for me, laughing at them, teasing, night and day, to make them offended all the time, causing most to loose their souls, perish, said, Jesus, after you served, to abase, in hell, saith the LOrd, I hate people cause the tortured me, saith God, Im the LOrd, who saves, then destroys, ha ha, saith God, make me your Lord, and I will destroy, you, till you perish, saith God:, bob you will not leave me alone, let me put you in the lake of fire if I want to, go and sin and maybe ill call you back later, cause I betray my children, saith God, bob Im wanting you cut off to embarras you, let people you witnessed to see you sinning, to openly mock, I want all to perish, or be tortured by me till I dont want to do it no more of the person backslides like im trying to make you to embarras you like you are doing me in front of many, saith the Lord, I am going to destroy you because you are perfect like JOB, and you are suppost to be, Im betraying you, to, make you backslide to embarras like I did JOB, I wanted to make you hate me so much you would not witness, then after people forgot throw you away for no reason, I will do it to all to laugh, saith Jesus, you have been maimed because of me, now you almost cant walk, cause, I, ruint your knee, I laugh at my childrens suffering, cause, I made people to be entertained, by betraying, pleasure, I love taking someone who served me faithfully and bringing them down to hell, torturing, for, however long it takes, I wanted people to perish to be entertained bu thier suffering, especially my children, by betraying them after they sacrificed all, I torture, like people do a little dog, until, they backslide, and then if they come back, they, know im waiting with my torturing prod, I am not mercy, and I am not love, my mercy and love is for entertain only, ill, help you so I can laugh at your sufferings, I make it so you cant bare being around me, causing you to hate by torturing, by manifold 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• Ginger60 wrote on 07/19/2009
  I have dated 2 guys that automatically darted the tongue repeatedly with very little kissing if at all. That is a total turnoff. I would almost rather have no tongue because it grossed me out.
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• Lillyx3 wrote on 10/29/2009
  What's wrong with too munch tongue? Lol my bf loves that.
• crose1960 wrote on 12/06/2009
  I kissed a guy once that opened his mouth so far that he totally enveloped the bottom half of my face....chin and all!!.....
• megan90 wrote on 12/28/2009
  that was funny i loved it. :D