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Types of Bad Kissers

Posted on 06/16/2008 in Random by Matt

Types of Bad Kissers

Draw for fun by Matthew Inman

Too much tongue

The possum

The extended edition

The too much mouth

The halitosis

The vacuum

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  • MsJennifer wrote on 06/16/2008
    What about the swirler... someone once told them (probably on a playground) that the best way to kiss is to just stick your tongue out and swirl, swirl, swirl. ick!
  • SKPCG wrote on 06/16/2008
    Teeth clankers, please!!! It's the pits!!
  • Matt wrote on 06/16/2008
    SKPCG - I was gonna add teeth clackers, they were on my list, but I couldn't think of a funny drawing for them
  • vanchau wrote on 06/16/2008
    I laughed. I cried. It was epic blog post.
  • Chiclet wrote on 06/16/2008
    Another bad one............kissing like they are trying to get their gum back! EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
  • Bexter wrote on 06/17/2008
    How about the Oral Explorer? Has to inspect every corner and niche in your mouth with their tongue. *gag* Or, the one that gets my goat, the Scooper.
  • brandynicole wrote on 06/18/2008
    Cold tongues ..... gag .
  • Kla wrote on 06/21/2008
    how about tongue suckers/biters and the people that take the lip nibbling thing to the vampiric extrema?
  • boredstiff999 wrote on 06/22/2008
    The slasher kisser(?) - When I had braces I cut a chick's lip with 'em once
  • passion_seeker wrote on 07/01/2008
    Ever kiss someone who never uses their tongue? It's like humping with your pants on. It means nothing!
  • Bluejaz wrote on 07/01/2008
    I hate a sloppy kiss. Saliva gets all over your face... yuck!
  • sweetness62 wrote on 07/01/2008
    The Slobber Kisser - or as I call them - The St. Bernard! Put your tongue back in your mouth and don't lick my face! Yuck!
  • precious5903 wrote on 07/01/2008
    The lizard kisser, like they are trying to catch an insect.
  • TxsGal3333 wrote on 07/02/2008
    Hummmmm what about the one that is trying to reach your Tonsils with their tongue. shshshs
  • Artzyone wrote on 07/02/2008
    I think I've dated everyone of those guys, at one time or another. lol
  • rbtirish wrote on 07/04/2008
    the worst kissers are the ones who have no passion for that person for if you do then the feelings are there to at least connect in some way!but yes to much tongue is always a turn off.lack of affection which leads to the passionate kiss isn't there.A dead kiss just lips no sucking just smooching on her part!I have found that If you are a great kisser .you can turn any woman on and get her passionate with a great lasting kiss that only I know how to do!or you I never entails anything but the kiss! have been there many times before and when I was done?She had a totally different outlook on life!believe me!
  • marionikbarieh wrote on 07/10/2008
    there is no just thing as a bad kisser but if u find one teach him the right way,for me its the soul 2 soul kiss when u feel it from ur toes thru ur body down his mouth thru his body and his toes then shoots back at u[its called passion]
  • seekingsomefun wrote on 07/12/2008
    someone who thinks they are kissing you with deep passion and they suck your mouth to a vacume and it hurts your cheeks!!!! LOL
  • rose_gammie wrote on 07/15/2008
    The kiss can make or break a date. You got to have some tongue action or it is like kissing a fish. The eyes need to be closed cuz you don't want them starring at anyone else. I has got to take your breath away and turn you on so that you start breathing heavy and makes you want more....if it doesn't have those things they it is a waste of time and effort.
  • rose_gammie wrote on 07/15/2008
    The kiss can make or break a date. You got to have some tongue action or it is like kissing a fish. The eyes need to be closed cuz you don't want them starring at anyone else. I has got to take your breath away and turn you on so that you start breathing heavy and makes you want more....if it doesn't have those things they it is a waste of time and effort.
  • ShyGal08 wrote on 07/16/2008
    Too much mouth made me lmao :D.
  • BoulderMountainGal wrote on 07/20/2008
    Many men seem to think they have to lick their lips first and just when I think it's going to be a nice warm lip to lip smooch, they open their mouths like a fish, and suck on my lips instead of kissing them. It's way too common, so whassup with this? ( ;
  • sharpnail wrote on 08/13/2008
    haha,cute ;)
  • JaymoBug wrote on 08/21/2008
    I hate jabbers. The one's who have pointy tongues and just jab it in and out. AHHHHHHHH.
  • CaroGonza wrote on 08/25/2008
    lfuouflf
  • mlwestie wrote on 10/09/2008
    I dont understand the possum one. And to the poster below, I call the squirl the helicopter, lol. I think that is the worst kind of kisser, the ones who do that with their tongue. I have encountered that I think 2 times before
  • Talara wrote on 11/13/2008
    the pecker. I looked for feathers, is he too chicken to kiss? Turned out to be one of the worst kissers ever, he fit every catagory trying to get skills: halitosis, teeth clicker, slimmer, wet willy in the mouth, stiff like a scared snake peeking out of the hole afraid of being caught by the eagle and kissing just one lip, near miss. Ms jennifer, I'll trade you for the swirler.
  • Talara wrote on 11/13/2008
    the jabber is funny, I forgot about that one. He may not be a good kisser but he's a great tongue f*ck
  • awaketonight wrote on 11/14/2008
    THE FISH. I would have to agree with BoulderMountainGal that this is very bad! When you open and close your mouth too much and suck on my lips you are kissing like a fish!!! stop it!
  • Wysteria007 wrote on 12/19/2008
    The worst kisser I experienced put his tongue in my mouth and then just let it sit there without doing anything. I must confess -- I bit it to try to wake it up.
  • hotmama37fun wrote on 02/22/2009
    I love kissing... it is the best thing, if you find someone that is good at it... I dated this guy once that did not like being kissed on the neck... very strange... I love being kissed everywhere...it is a major turn on for me... The last guy I dated in 2008, was a wonderful kisser/lover... He was very in tune with what I wanted and made sure I got to that place WITH him which was nice... My ex - husband was an amazing kisser... we had the best make out sessions, just could not get along...
  • richjampreston wrote on 05/04/2009
    ewwww pits!!
  • Ginger60 wrote on 07/19/2009
    I have dated 2 guys that automatically darted the tongue repeatedly with very little kissing if at all. That is a total turnoff. I would almost rather have no tongue because it grossed me out.
  • Lillyx3 wrote on 10/29/2009
    What's wrong with too munch tongue? Lol my bf loves that.
  • crose1960 wrote on 12/06/2009
    I kissed a guy once that opened his mouth so far that he totally enveloped the bottom half of my face....chin and all!!.....
  • megan90 wrote on 12/28/2009
    that was funny i loved it. :D
  • mmmfeelsgood wrote on 04/18/2010
    They're after me... WHERE IS JESUS?!
  • ACarolinaBelle wrote on 06/01/2010
    lips too skinny feels like I would think kissing a chicken would be like (LOL)
  • sparkliesweet wrote on 08/09/2010
    How about the drooler, their slava running down your chin and neck. Get me a towel pleaseeeeeeee! That is disgusting and fish kissers. Whats with that??
  • Dela_creme2010 wrote on 08/10/2010
    A great kiss should contain passion and rhythm, basically the eyes should never be open and the minds should become your only sight, both your lips should be locked and slowly caress against the other, tongues should come into play for intimacy. But a great kiss is that kiss that make you want each other badly.
  • Phallusitate wrote on 09/02/2010
    Easy, easy, easy. There is nothing bad abt any type of a kiss. Its all abt timing. Do the right thing at the right time and you're home ;)
  • nateszohr wrote on 01/25/2012
    well for me, so long as both parties like whatever type of kiss they're doing, then fine. but yeah ideally, these are truly bad kissers.lol
  • Shy_Emo_chick wrote on 03/26/2012
    My first ever boyfriend was a good kisser, however my last ex, was like a washing machine when he put his tongue in. I mean how the hell do you manage to build that much saliva up in your mouth? I might aswell have kissed a slobbering bulldog. It did nothing for me. I don't kiss and tell, but i thought i WOULD, this time, for a change. xD
  • LoveWet wrote on 09/19/2012
    The one that puts their tounge in ur mouth and lets it sit there like a Leach. YUCK
  • jasoncarr720 wrote on 03/04/2013
    I know im a good kisser
  • jasoncarr720 wrote on 03/04/2013
    I know im a good kisser