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Tue 08/10/10 10:02 AM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Tue 08/10/10 10:04 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!





REFRESHING!

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Tue 08/10/10 09:56 AM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Tue 08/10/10 09:58 AM
Mmmmmm..





Hey look at THIS juice!



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Tue 08/10/10 09:49 AM
Nurses...


And soon I will be one as well... yay!

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Tue 08/10/10 08:39 AM
The dodgeball kill is awesome. Thats all I have to say. I remember that.

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Tue 08/10/10 08:29 AM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Tue 08/10/10 08:29 AM
Because the topic says LIMITED MESSAGES maybe?

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Tue 08/10/10 08:13 AM
What makes you think the messages are limited?

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Mon 08/09/10 11:27 AM
Dear Diary,


Im so glad my honeys acting right again...


I may now keep him around for other reasons than planting his seed.



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Mon 08/09/10 11:00 AM
Top ten things you should keep to yourself areeee....

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Mon 08/09/10 10:52 AM


Six things God can't do that adults can:


2. Drive a vehilcle
3. Smoke a cigarette
4. Have sex


7. Stay up late
8. Leave home without permission

10.Wear make up


I thought of these in a discussion with a classmate who insisted God can't learn by example. Of course, my argument is that is only ONE way in which He can't learn. He also can't learn appropriate vs inappropriate which isnt a matter of example when it relates to the Universe and His law.

Can anyone think of more examples?


Ten things adults shouldn't do that God can:

1. Worship another God before Him. (Marcello Mastroanni, Brigitte Bardot, and Branjelina are just four examples.)
2. Disobey His parents. (Omnipotent or not, still He can't obey His parents, 'coz He don't got none.)
3. Kill. (He is the only one who truly can give and take away life.)
4. Lie. I.e. bear false witness. (Debated issue, some thinkers now think that God is a liar.) (In a hunting accident homicide case the effing bear would not talk in court. Despite an injuction.)
5. Abuse, torture and eventually torture-kill His only begotten child.
6. Create the world ex nihil and create from silicon dust some highly multiplicative little monsters that take over the world and ruin it for everybody.
7. Establish religions.
8. Live forever.
9. Be a know-it-all, do whatever He wants, and sit anywhere He wants.
10. Be everywhere, see for miles and miles where they are not, stop time, talk to each other from one end of the world to the other, steal fire, fly to the Sun on wings, make a woman so beautiful in a stone statue that it would break the heart of men and God unless she came alive in the flesh, bounce sub-atomic parts against each other at stupendously high speeds, progress technologically, explain the world without the need for the inclusion of a God in the big picture, and be mean and jealous.






Ha ha so funny.

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Mon 08/09/10 10:43 AM

with the gay thing... some gays believe in god and jesus but yet christains have this belief rather it be a chester or rapist..etc that as long as they accept jesus as their lord and savior they are going to heaven,so the old testament god says you shall not worship any god before me or whatever ways you want to type it's meaningless meaning...even my homeboy isaac newton questioned this one,so if a gay man says i accept jesus as my lord and savior does that mean he is going to heaven...even though he meaning god never produced women for adam and eves kids to keep the population going or rather its an abomination



No. If you read the bible youd know that.

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Mon 08/09/10 10:35 AM
Bashing the newbies for the sport of it is wrong.


That is discouraged here, the guy just types a certain way, seriously, do you have nothing better to do?


Your just here to run people off?


You should read the rules.


Not very clever.

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Mon 08/09/10 10:31 AM
Yes, well Ill be saving myself time while texting.


Some people text more than they type online, so it ends up with text language online.


I dont mind it...


What makes it annoying to me, is when people are just doing it to seem "cool" not to abbreviate.


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Mon 08/09/10 10:22 AM
Bronx New York.

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Mon 08/09/10 10:20 AM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Mon 08/09/10 10:20 AM
The word retarded gets all kinds of abuse.

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Mon 08/09/10 10:14 AM
I tnk he resents d ynger gneratn.

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Mon 08/09/10 10:10 AM
Deicide~


Dead by Dawn.

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Mon 08/09/10 10:06 AM




Yeah, so far in my experience, only 1 parent has to be able to read and write well to have an intelligent child.


Really ... ? Which one? And how does the other one know ... ?


They just dnt txt.


Oh, now this looks CLINICAL in its scope ...


Broadening horizons every new minute I propose.

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Mon 08/09/10 10:04 AM


Yeah, so far in my experience, only 1 parent has to be able to read and write well to have an intelligent child.


Really ... ? Which one? And how does the other one know ... ?



They just dnt txt.

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Mon 08/09/10 10:01 AM

aw i tink sum1 jealous lol....y u such a hater get a life


Yeah, hater...


ha ha

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Mon 08/09/10 10:01 AM
Yeah, so far in my experience, only 1 parent has to be able to read and write well to have an intelligent child.



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