hah that's the sucky part. You can usually only tell ex post facto.

The only thing that comes to mind to help you would be sodium thiopental.

I think I'll most likely vote for Obama, John McCain sounds terrible with the high notes

sake, cigs, mac n cheese, and um. . . tapatio sauce.

I was just thinking about eating gummy animals. . . haven't decided which yet

I've got hungry eyes. . .

that's so bizarre, I'm dead to me too.

cigarette and a shot of tequila

can I be stuck with a clone of myself? or a robot with a breathy voice?

Actually, I think getting stuck with Dennis Kucinich would be fun. He's got so much crap in his pockets I would be entertained for hours.

add something about unicorns with tears of blood and will be pure emo gold

I just took two sleeping pills and still nada, so now it's laundry time. How's everyone doing?

I would do anything for meatloaf . . . but I won't do that

What do you mean by "really work"? Given the diversity of people on sites like this, it seems to me that every kind of approach fails, not necessarily all the time (just saying there is not a tactic/dating style/whatever that is 100% effective). The only really well known positive aspect of being friends with someone prior to dating them is that you have a greater chance of retaining that friendship should you break up.

Sorry 'bout being such a downer, lol.

P.S. Actually there is one way that works all the time: mix the blood of a ornery hippo with the tears of a clubbed baby seal, and then place the mixture underneath the pillow of the person you want to enslave, and bam, the 'perfect' spouse.

you're assuming that's not the reason he invented it in the first place

sorry I'm slowly going comatose, I haven't slept in a few days, and I think I might finally crash

ok so I tend not to read topic names, what's going on in here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5StHRrfUKgk

kinda mean, kinda funny

Actually, the dark side has had cookies for years now, we're just now finally sharing.

I'm just getting better at hijacking and derailing trains of thought.

I'm like contagious ADD

and who has the kryptonite ring to kill superman in case he goes ape**** . . . batman. Besides, all of batman's skills were earned, and he's a detective/scientist/playboy.

definitely out of line . . . you're not supposed to post twice in a row like that