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After all those replies, you come back and say it was a joke? Uh huh. Lol yea cause I totally got my friend to punch me and then missed tackled a cow and got stomped repeatedly by it and then after all that was in so much pain I was able make a post on this forum..... hahahahahah OH BOY! It's a joke. jeeeezzz It wasnt a joke it was true. Afterwoods you got beaten up by a pink poodle. Don't deny it. |
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Dirty devils!
We know what you did. |
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Only a pulse is required but even that isnt necessary.
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ahaha Work is slow, I have too much time on my hands. I was bored yesterday and went back, waaaaaay back into the archives. Oh indeed..there are quite a few more unmatachable's here and some of the original unmatachable's still remain unmatachable. Maybe i could unmatch some of the older members with some of the newer ones. If we are lucky, absolutely nobody will find themselves a partner because of this thread. Many people will be thankful for you resurrecting it. |
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I used to have a Welsh Border Collie, his mother was a proper sheep herding dog. He was a lovely dog, but we didnt have a big enough garden for him, he really should have had a whole farm to run around. Beofre you get one make sure you are going to be able to take him for many a long walk and run around large fields.
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Somehow i dont think that this was serious. A cow dodging out the way of a punch? What a MOOooove that would have been! If it were true the guy would have to be one of the worlds biggest losers for both doing it in the first place and then failing!
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DUCT TAPE!
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I like the way they write their r's backwards. Very sexy.
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Jesus does like me! And i like him, he is my favourtie imaginary friend! I like plankton more though..
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Where did you dig this one up from?! This thread is so old i have absolutely no recollection of ever making it!
There will be a whole new bunch of unmatchable members on this site now. |
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Jesus would like you more if you said you were "laid back and easy going." He likes me because i wear sandles on my long beach walks. |
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You do realize that your bad a** days are over now that you have admitted to cleaning up a pooey bum....no?  Does it make it any better that i was swearing while i was doing it? No, not really...we all do that. Sorry. Your son is sooooo cute and he's giving us a peace sign. Cool! Thanks. Although its the V sign, not the peace sign. Maybe its not used over there, its like flipping the bird here. He is being rude just like daddy! Right on, don't want the apple to fall far from the tree. Next, teach him this so he can be a universal bird~flipper.  I have began the training! |
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Jesus told me he was lying, he didnt really like my profile, so i did it again.
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You do realize that your bad a** days are over now that you have admitted to cleaning up a pooey bum....no? Does it make it any better that i was swearing while i was doing it? No, not really...we all do that. Sorry. Your son is sooooo cute and he's giving us a peace sign. Cool! Thanks. Although its the V sign, not the peace sign. Maybe its not used over there, its like flipping the bird here. He is being rude just like daddy! |
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Jesus told you this? :O Well damn. Tell him i said i'm glad he has favourites. He never tells me anything. He needs to talk more :( He likes me because i am an athiest! |
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You do realize that your bad a** days are over now that you have admitted to cleaning up a pooey bum....no? Does it make it any better that i was swearing while i was doing it? |
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London, England Engaged Itchy bum |
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Thanks to the masses of you that took the bother to look!
It was going to be longer but my boy needed his pooey bum cleaned up. I might add to it later. |
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The question is, do you like it too?
I just updated it for the first time in a while(or ever?), and since i went to the trouble, i am making this thread. Am i now likely to meat the girl of my dreams? |
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Its not so hard.
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