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Fri 02/03/12 06:28 AM
I know what you mean but then you can post a picture of anyone if you chose to, so seeing a picture does not necessarily show the face of the person you are talking to. I am not actually a 6 week old baby, believe it or not.

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Fri 02/03/12 12:31 AM
In that case im gonna be Zulu!

When you make it to Ireland, assuming you would go to Dublin, id recommend an evening at The Arlington Hotel (its right in the heart of the city, by the Liffe. Every night they have Irish musicians and dancers on, i guarantee you will have a great night.

Top o' the morning to you.

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Fri 02/03/12 12:21 AM

haha

hating on the brits is all in good fun. ;-P


and nooo i havent. most bloody depressing thing in the world. >.<

going next spring. ^.^

define plastic paddie haha.


Likewise!

Look in the mirror, YOU are the definition! lol!

It is someone who calls themself Irish, but isn't really Irish. An Irish Wannabe. America is full of them!

I'll forgive you though if your mum or dad was born in Ireland?

I went to Dublin last year, loved it.




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Fri 02/03/12 12:10 AM


Only one of them could beat me at chess


A walrus a rhino or a person? ;-P


Lives in england, are you british?

0 points.

Has a parrot. plus 3 points.

One of his pictures has a shamrock. +2 points.

He seems to have a good sense of humor from his photos. +2 points

7.

What is a plankton? +1 point.

is six two. -.05

Hates dolphins. +2 points.

is consistent +1 point

10.5 points.

might be british. -.75 points

9.75 =P


I wondered why you were docking me points for being British, then i saw you are 'very' Irish, so now i understand. But, out of interest, how Irish are you? Actually Irish?(i.e from Ireland), or not Irish? (i.e not from Ireland). Please tell me you have actually been to Ireland?!

I love winding up plastic paddies!


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Thu 02/02/12 11:55 PM
Only one of them could beat me at chess

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Thu 02/02/12 11:48 PM
I am tall, and i have a large penis. Findme1113(Rose) can confirm one of these things..

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Thu 02/02/12 11:20 PM
Its all about the elbows and ear lobes.

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Wed 02/01/12 02:14 PM

Thank you all very much.
I really appreciate you. flowerforyou


Thanks for the new word Dan, I feel so special now....


I made it up for Walter! But you canave one too x

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Wed 02/01/12 02:01 PM
I could love someone double my bra size

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Wed 02/01/12 01:44 PM
I once went to see a girl in another country, and now she lives with me, and we have a beautiful 6 week old baby, and we will be married this June...

It wasn't necessarily the easiest of relationships because of the hurdles the distance caused, but it the best one i could have hoped for.

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Wed 02/01/12 01:32 PM
The wellist of wishes for your mum and you. R.I.P Walter, i made up a word for you in your honour.

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Wed 02/01/12 01:27 PM
I love all my nans with all my heart, i had three when i was younger including my great nan, who i called nan nan. They would all be more than double my age if they were still alive.

But if you are talking about sexy love, then no way!

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Wed 02/01/12 10:39 AM
Edited by Dan99 on Wed 02/01/12 10:40 AM


Can you please also provide a Bulgarian translation?
sorry we are experiencing technical problems and Bulgarian translation is not available right now but I'll refer you to google translate and they'll be sure to help you thank you for calling spencerbuzz limited have a good day sir(disconnect tone)


*rings back*

'Listen lady, i want a Bulgarian translation and i am damn well want it n..(disconnect tone)....b1tch'

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Wed 02/01/12 09:04 AM


You two need to unget a room.
but i hardly know her


Keep it that way, i have never set eyes on a more unmatchable pair. I mean, you have a penis, and she has a vagina, you cant get any more different than that.

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Wed 02/01/12 08:57 AM
You two need to unget a room.

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Wed 02/01/12 06:39 AM

i wondwer what my unmatch is


It is no wondwer that you are unmwatchale.

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Wed 02/01/12 05:54 AM

If God created Adam and Eve and they had Cain and Abel, who did Cain and Abel create children with?


Motherf***ers!

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Wed 02/01/12 05:05 AM
I'm afraid i have extraordinarily irritable bowels and cannot be away from my bathroom for long enough....gotta run

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Wed 02/01/12 05:01 AM
I'd like to but i am on trial for rape that day.







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Wed 02/01/12 03:51 AM


I wonder how many people will understand my last post..


Well, if you're trying to anagram "science" into "nieces," you've got an extra "c" to contend with, at the very least.




I was attempting an unanagram.

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