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Sat 02/04/12 11:03 PM
A boy becomes a man when he stares in the face of the responsibilities and hardships of life, and doesn't need to call his mum. OR if he has a beard.

I have a beard.


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Sat 02/04/12 07:39 AM
In that case i only mildly hate you!

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Sat 02/04/12 07:14 AM
There is not much information available for me to be able to form much of an opinion. Based solely on your shiny suit, i hate you!

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Sat 02/04/12 07:09 AM
It was either the day my son was born, or the day i found a peanut under the sofa, i can't decide.

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Sat 02/04/12 07:05 AM
Any day with trout is a good day for me.

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Sat 02/04/12 07:00 AM
Good luck with that, i think you will need it, you would probably be better off on a more pervy site than this one.

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Sat 02/04/12 04:52 AM
I did, we now have a kid together and i am marrying her in June. Scotland and England though are not exactly far apart.

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Sat 02/04/12 04:46 AM
OK, i was just being silly before, i will be serious from now.



Wait until she is in a deep sleep, then ask her by shouting at full volume through a megaphone held right up close to her ear. When she jumps up, smash her in the face with a custard pie. Get a friend to film it and post it on you tube.

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Sat 02/04/12 04:31 AM


Propose during sex. Seriously, she'll love you for it.


but Dan IM is so much more sexy and romantic..........huh


I suppose it would be a good idea to propose on IM during cam sex.

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Sat 02/04/12 04:21 AM
My advice to you would be to type out your words in full and more people will take you seriously.

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Sat 02/04/12 04:17 AM
I'm not on Mingle. Mingle is on me.

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Sat 02/04/12 03:42 AM
Propose during sex. Seriously, she'll love you for it.

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Sat 02/04/12 01:00 AM


I like that i pick my nose about 17 times each hour.


I like that you think of picking your massive English schnozz as you are wiping new born butt Brother!drinker


If i am wiping the baby's bum i get Lisa to pick my nose for me. Its not that i mind getting poo up my nose, more i dont want to get boogers on his crack or sack.

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Fri 02/03/12 11:05 PM

I wonder if anyones ever prayed for god. :-3



Somebody should do

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Fri 02/03/12 11:01 PM
A Sphincter

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Fri 02/03/12 10:57 PM
Personally i think you need more child in your picture than dog.

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Fri 02/03/12 10:51 PM
Hard to tell, what do you write in your messages?

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Fri 02/03/12 10:42 PM
Honestly? Nothing. I think absolutely nothing. But best of luck to ya anyway.

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Fri 02/03/12 06:31 AM
The artist formally known as Prince?

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Fri 02/03/12 06:29 AM
I like that i pick my nose about 17 times each hour.

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