I sent techno his work schedule for my car waxing....but I haven't heard back yet....prolly went to sleep

wonder if he'll weazel on me

HA that is my self portrait .....when this one is not


lol

g'night gotta get some sleep!

I seldom do this kind of thing but one day the opportunity and the situation just CRIED out for a good prank (jesus forgive me now)

I was doing laundry in the basement of my old apartment building 3 or 4 years ago (where I lived before I moved to Columbus). Across from the laundry room lived this guy (J) & his brother. they were nice to me and we were acquaintances. My friend had a good heart but some of his family and friends were ....suspect (good a word as any).

The day I was doing laundry J had other family pull up in this car and park it right up next to the building under my bedroom window and just outside the laundry room (I lived above the laundry room)

The car was leaking gas so bad it was just running outta the tank and you could smell it. it was a dangerous situation, but they were all drunk and yowelling and wresting...etc. So I figured if I said anything about the car, they'd get mad at me and/or ignore me

Sooooooooooo.............

their OTHER friend who was also my friend (D) was talking to me in the laundry room while these dudes were whooping it up

so annoying. I wanted that car out of there and for them to STFU for crisssakes it was a sunday, and D pretty much agreed with me

sooooo........

so I told D that I had already called the fire dept and reported the car & license plate BECAUSE I KNEW that D would go straight to J and tell him (guys are gossips)....which is exactly what happened

D went straight to J and told him that I called the fire dept & that they were on the way. well...you never saw such bedlam....they believed D (prolly 'cos they were drunk)...

J's cousin or uncle or whatever he was came running out of J's Apartment yelling that he had to get the car outta here right now before the cops came blah blah blah.....and left in a BIG hurry

best part...I just stood there folding clothes the whole time. the only thing I had to do was tell D that I called the fire dept...hilarious


to this day they do not know I pranked them.

I think D figured it out, but I said not a word....WIN...

guys are easy and usually shameless, irrespective of skin color....trust me on this


and...go for it

I just don;t think I could deal with the skin and complexion issues there

indeed I am a paragon of innocence and virtue. I am not in trouble. and I won;t be in trouble if my old BF sees this either

he'll just laugh and go back to his "harem" lol

shouldn't that be on the poetry thread Andrew?

welcome to the wild side on mingle

we're all freaks

true

I bet you use all the shampoo tho

just like to politely interject here that I think that is a good question....

I told my last BF that I wanted him to be my sex slave


scared him a little methinks


but he did say "yes"

heh


of course if he sees this I'll be in trubble lol

the lack of detail there is a little scary

better is particularly subjective when "what" is not well defined or defined at all. but I was responding to your idea that we do the best we can with what we have. Can we exceed that? or is it closer to an absolute?

honestly I am equally fascinated by those who come from the worst possible environmental conditions and achieve & succeed or find some kind of peace love & happiness

your comment reminded me of those people - the ones who miraculously rise above

fascinated by those exceptions

bunch of work stuff

I am about to become your WORST nightmare..........a woman who is an expert on research in communication....heh heh heh

bet I can do some cold serious damage now

can I scratch your tummy first?

bet if I show you the wedding ring you'll chill fast

my theory: make him think I'm crazy or wanna get married


it'll get the remote back in MY hands EV-ER-RY time --- ahhhh

where'd ya put the cuffs?

one who says yes ma'am and will wax my new car

JRule

livin' it up


early 2000s soft gang thug style...I do like the rules HA


& always on time

worldwide gangsta

smokin & ridin

this is awesome music to listen to at HOME

by definition this is shameless pandering

lol