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Topic: I Have It All Figured Out
JimmyTheGent Joined Wed 03/25/09 Posts: 1111	Mon 03/30/09 04:57 PM
So you want to understand male/female relationships. Well I've figured it out. It's like this: All men are pigs. All women are psycho. C'est tout.

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Mon 03/30/09 04:58 PM
I feel completely enlightened. Tres Bien.

ledi180 Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 5910	Mon 03/30/09 04:58 PM
I think I've figured out why you're single

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Mon 03/30/09 04:58 PM
Yep

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Mon 03/30/09 04:59 PM
<======psychopig

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Mon 03/30/09 04:59 PM
<======psychopig Wow, is that like manbearpig?

zman000081 Joined Thu 11/29/07 Posts: 4859	Mon 03/30/09 05:00 PM
<======psychopig Wow, is that like manbearpig? Now that was an episode.

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Mon 03/30/09 05:00 PM
I think I've figured out why you're single

wannacuddlewthme Joined Tue 11/11/08 Posts: 7110	Mon 03/30/09 05:02 PM
Wrong

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Mon 03/30/09 05:02 PM
Hey!! My voices have held a meetin an decided they don't like u givin out secrets like that so cut it out!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 03/30/09 05:02 PM
I'm pretty. And my warts are sexy.

JimmyTheGent Joined Wed 03/25/09 Posts: 1111	Mon 03/30/09 05:04 PM
Thanks everybody. I needed a good laugh. Glad to see that humor seems to have carried the day. But....it's early yet.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 03/30/09 05:04 PM
My genital warts talk to me though. They say "take it east pardner"!

ladywolf9653 Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 1012	Mon 03/30/09 05:07 PM
I have a stamp on my forehead that says NOT INSANE That counts, right? lol

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21372	Mon 03/30/09 05:12 PM
bon dit

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 03/30/09 05:13 PM
So you want to understand male/female relationships. Well I've figured it out. It's like this: All men are pigs. All women are psycho. C'est tout. If only it could be that simple. I studied psychology for seven years -- I KNOW how to deal with psychos.

evilbabe277 Joined Thu 02/19/09 Posts: 2751	Mon 03/30/09 05:14 PM
Shhhh The hospital doesn't know where I'm at

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Mon 03/30/09 05:16 PM
So you want to understand male/female relationships. Well I've figured it out. It's like this: All men are pigs. All women are psycho. C'est tout. If only it could be that simple. I studied psychology for seven years -- I KNOW how to deal with psychos. Now i'm all ears, how does that work exactly?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 03/30/09 05:18 PM
So you want to understand male/female relationships. Well I've figured it out. It's like this: All men are pigs. All women are psycho. C'est tout. If only it could be that simple. I studied psychology for seven years -- I KNOW how to deal with psychos. Now i'm all ears, how does that work exactly? You convince them that the voices in the head are actually YOUR voice, then you send them out to get you a pizza.

JimmyTheGent Joined Wed 03/25/09 Posts: 1111	Mon 03/30/09 05:18 PM
So you want to understand male/female relationships. Well I've figured it out. It's like this: All men are pigs. All women are psycho. C'est tout. If only it could be that simple. I studied psychology for seven years -- I KNOW how to deal with psychos. To be truthful, I am clueless. So I've boiled it all down to this gross oversimplification that my feeble mind is able to comprehend. I am much less the tortured man now.