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Topic: What qualifications do you have?
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 04/02/09 09:39 PM
2 degrees, 15 diplomas, keller B card, containment cert, all endorsements on DL, decorated combat vet, adcoms, and arcoms, 3 mos es, bonded, transportation security admin background checked and fingerprinted, security clearance, AMA pro racer with under 10 in the quarter physical, GIT grad on theory, and many other certs. And I kan spell gud to. I'll match your security Clearence with my Security Clearence....I think its a draw on spelling. LOL I'll match mine with both of yours, i oversee the security for a few billion quid! wow you really are into pissing contests tonight aren't you DAN99 You started it! No silly bloke. You did with your darn catheter storyl LOL I guess i did! lol!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 04/02/09 09:40 PM
Dan99 is just mad because I won't fart one of my green chili farts in a mason jar and sell it to him. wanker!

Baabs Joined Mon 03/30/09 Posts: 224	Thu 04/02/09 09:41 PM
Dan99 is just mad because I won't fart one of my green chili farts in a mason jar and sell it to him. Wel he is ahead of some security he can a way to get lots a money! of course then you would have to shoot him and capture him then I would have to go to the prison to take care of his medical needs. Is it worth the bother.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 04/02/09 09:44 PM
I tip my hat to anyone who furthers themselves and furthers their education. From writing books to brewing beer to weaving blankets to a doctorate in quantum physics. We are blessed in what we learn. Lifes too short to waste. I know so much to see and do. Life will never be boring. I will discover something new till I die. One of the last things I will learn to do is sit in a rocker with a cane cussin at people and learn to spit chew! ...my house looks like a colorful museum. I look foreward to the next chapter of my life.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 04/02/09 09:46 PM
I have not had a boring moment in 16 years.

Dragoness Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 23320	Thu 04/02/09 09:48 PM
I have some college but I consider my personal journey more of a merit for me. No matter what you do in life, how accomplished you get, your greatest lesson is your personal, for lack of a better word, spiritual journey. How inline are you with yourself and your environment? How much harmony do you feel daily? How well developed is your humaness? These are the things I value and consider to be the all-with-all of life.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 04/02/09 10:09 PM
I have some college but I consider my personal journey more of a merit for me. No matter what you do in life, how accomplished you get, your greatest lesson is your personal, for lack of a better word, spiritual journey. How inline are you with yourself and your environment? How much harmony do you feel daily? How well developed is your humaness? These are the things I value and consider to be the all-with-all of life. ...oh I'm there. I am a conservationist through and through. I've planted millions of wildflowers, thousands of trees, and have fed and watered the winter starved animals. I've letters of accomodation from my state for figuring out how to reduce car deer collisions in my area by baiting the animals away from the roadways by planting wild produce and delectable flora for them. Planting seasons coming up.

AngieH79 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 2494	Fri 04/03/09 10:26 PM
::Takes a deep breath and gets ready to brag:: -I got my BS in Business Administration with an Emphasis in Information Systems in 3 years. Certifications: -Lifeguard -Lifeguard Instructor (that includes Lifeguard Training, First Aid, CPR/AED for the Professional Rescuer, and Emergency Oxygen Adminstration -WSI (Water Safety Instructor) -AFO (Aquatics Facility Operator) -AEA Water Fitness Instructor -And I should have my WSIT in a few more months (it takes a couple of years to get) -And I've been caught on the news in my bathing suit.

citygurl Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 1619	Fri 04/03/09 10:31 PM
Graduate of "The School of Hard Knox"

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 04/03/09 11:36 PM
Graduate of "The School of Hard Knox" I failed that class

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 04/03/09 11:44 PM
I can put toilet paper on a spool. Chicks dig me.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 04/03/09 11:47 PM
I can put toilet paper on a spool. Chicks dig me. I always feck that up as well. But i can find the end of the Sellotape pretty well and that gets me some credit.

EZ4Sheezy Joined Tue 01/20/09 Posts: 4694	Sat 04/04/09 12:22 AM Edited by EZ4Sheezy on Sat 04/04/09 12:23 AM
I'm just plain good