Topic: What qualifications do you have?
Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:37 PM

Your welcome. I just hope they remeber to deflate the ballon before pulling it out. And I bet the first time you went


Ballon?! They never deflated anything! NO wonder it hurt so much!

I think this deserves a thread of its own

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:38 PM

I have a 3.64 gpa for my first term of college. Oh, and I passed my math exam. :banana: ( I am bragging on your post now Dan):tongue:


Brag away clever clogs!

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Thu 04/02/09 07:38 PM
I was just lying about the degree in Dance

elwoodsully's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:40 PM

I was just lying about the degree in Dance


WHY?? Because it was actually in French History? Dance does make more sense..bigsmile

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:44 PM


I'm cynical.smokin

Meh, works for some anyway.smokin


Loser!


Aren't you dead yet?!

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Thu 04/02/09 07:46 PM
Hmm After I retired I took all my "I LOVE ME' stuff and put it in the circular file. I will never use it again . All those certifications, educational degrees,letters of praise awards etc and 5 bucks I can get coffee at Starbucks. Which I hate their coffee anyway. I know what I have accomplished in life, did all I wanted to do . What is next for me in my goals.. I would say with in the next 2 years move to the Caribean some where. Or go back to Italy forever 1 of those 2... bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:48 PM



I'm cynical.smokin

Meh, works for some anyway.smokin


Loser!


Aren't you dead yet?!


Id rather be dead than talk to you

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:49 PM




I'm cynical.smokin

Meh, works for some anyway.smokin


Loser!


Aren't you dead yet?!


Id rather be dead than talk to you


Good, we are getting somewhere now.

Atlantis75's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:54 PM
I have a Ph.D in wearing sunglasses.

Nyteflame's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:56 PM
*Has been writing too many Cover letters and Resumes recently*

Lets see: BS in English Education, Preliminary teaching certificates for Secondary ELA in PA and CA, Almost done with BTSA (A CA qualification) Certified to teach the Language! Program, completed a Classroom management class

For non-ED stuff: Can type about 40 words a minute, Can edit existing web pages, and create new content based on pre-existing templates. Familure with most of the Microsoft Office Suite, Learn new software easily, can troubleshoot computers, can conduct research on the computer.

Non Computer stuff: Familiar with managing groups of people, comfortable with public speaking (especially to groups of 30 or so), an effective communicator, take and give advice as needed, gracefully.


There is more, but you all dont need to hear my whole cover letter spiel.

Baabs's photo
Thu 04/02/09 08:07 PM

*Has been writing too many Cover letters and Resumes recently*

Lets see: BS in English Education, Preliminary teaching certificates for Secondary ELA in PA and CA, Almost done with BTSA (A CA qualification) Certified to teach the Language! Program, completed a Classroom management class

For non-ED stuff: Can type about 40 words a minute, Can edit existing web pages, and create new content based on pre-existing templates. Familure with most of the Microsoft Office Suite, Learn new software easily, can troubleshoot computers, can conduct research on the computer.

Non Computer stuff: Familiar with managing groups of people, comfortable with public speaking (especially to groups of 30 or so), an effective communicator, take and give advice as needed, gracefully.

I can't type or spell. Never will. Thank god for spell check!


There is more, but you all dont need to hear my whole cover letter spiel.

Baabs's photo
Thu 04/02/09 08:07 PM

Hmm After I retired I took all my "I LOVE ME' stuff and put it in the circular file. I will never use it again . All those certifications, educational degrees,letters of praise awards etc and 5 bucks I can get coffee at Starbucks. Which I hate their coffee anyway. I know what I have accomplished in life, did all I wanted to do . What is next for me in my goals.. I would say with in the next 2 years move to the Caribean some where. Or go back to Italy forever 1 of those 2... bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile



Crawlin in Ducks luggage..tryin to hide.

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Thu 04/02/09 08:31 PM
I've had 2 books published....that's about it....


Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 08:37 PM

I've had 2 books published....that's about it....





Well then you are more than qualifed to work in Starbucks.

Or maybe a hoover repair shop.

Dro_In_Indio's photo
Thu 04/02/09 08:38 PM
Qualifications... hmm

A steady job and an honest heart... If a girl is looking for any more than that right now, I am the wrong guy... =/

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Thu 04/02/09 08:39 PM


I've had 2 books published....that's about it....





Well then you are more than qualifed to work in Starbucks.

Or maybe a hoover repair shop.


Ugh, I've never even been IN a Starbucks -- I don't drink coffee.

I think I'll stick with writing (for now)....!!


Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 08:41 PM



I've had 2 books published....that's about it....





Well then you are more than qualifed to work in Starbucks.

Or maybe a hoover repair shop.


Ugh, I've never even been IN a Starbucks -- I don't drink coffee.

I think I'll stick with writing (for now)....!!




They sell pepsi in there as well!


Meg8771's photo
Thu 04/02/09 08:42 PM

I've had 2 books published....that's about it....





Lex - I am going to buy those books and read them. I am looking forward to it - you said on Amazon, right?

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Thu 04/02/09 08:43 PM




I've had 2 books published....that's about it....





Well then you are more than qualifed to work in Starbucks.

Or maybe a hoover repair shop.


Ugh, I've never even been IN a Starbucks -- I don't drink coffee.

I think I'll stick with writing (for now)....!!




They sell pepsi in there as well!




I hope it doesn't have coffee in it.

Back in 2006, I made the mistake of buying something called Coca-Cola Blak -- it was Coke and coffee mixed together -- yeah, that was a great idea, right up there with Asparagus Coke and Coke with Cyanide....


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Thu 04/02/09 08:44 PM


I've had 2 books published....that's about it....





Lex - I am going to buy those books and read them. I am looking forward to it - you said on Amazon, right?


Yup. Or Target.