Topic: What qualifications do you have?
elwoodsully's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:08 PM


No college degree, but I speak both Spanish, and German, I can mediate voliatile situations(due to 9 years Army, and 9 years as a cop), I can kick the asses of 98% of the people that I WANT to ass kick, and I'm good with small children and puppies. bigsmile



Wanna fight?


Nah. Not unless you wanna.. winking

MelodyGirl's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:08 PM

Bachelors in theatre (dont laugh..its hard to get) minor in ancient lit, several sclolarships, mensa... but that is just too much. Nothing can be gained by being too smart for your own good. commendation from a fire dept for saving someone...but really the first two are enough for me to be single, huh? ummm, i'm cute? frustrated


Sounds sexy to me! smitten

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Thu 04/02/09 07:08 PM

Just being nosey.

I have 10 GCSE's, 2 A-levels, a degree in Economics, and a one width swimming certificate.




I'm currently a Class-2 Special Effects Pyrotechnic Operator in the State of California as well as a Class-44 ATF licensee. I've got a B.A. in Theatre Arts (technical option) and I have a haz-mat clearance in my driver's license.

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:10 PM
I'm cynical.smokin

Meh, works for some anyway.smokin

elwoodsully's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:10 PM


Just being nosey.

I have 10 GCSE's, 2 A-levels, a degree in Economics, and a one width swimming certificate.




I'm currently a Class-2 Special Effects Pyrotechnic Operator in the State of California as well as a Class-44 ATF licensee. I've got a B.A. in Theatre Arts (technical option) and I have a haz-mat clearance in my driver's license.


Yeah.. I have double trailers and air-brakes on mine..lol

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:10 PM



- I've owned my fitness business for 19 years.

- Personal Trainer and Group Excercise Instructor: ACE, AFFA, and ACSM industry certified.

- ACE (American Counsel on Exercise): Continuing Education Provider (I teach master classes for other instructors).

- CRP Instructor: CRP and first aid certified.

- BS in sports medicine

- Double minor: English and Recreation/Leisure Leadership

- 2 semesters away from my graduate degree in criminology (!!!)

- Post grad and doctoral work is next

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

I've worked so damn hard, and I don't care if someone thinks I'm bragging. I am proud!

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:




fkn show off!!


Wanna box? tongue2 flowerforyou


I am afraid i am not qualified to do that

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:15 PM

I'm cynical.smokin

Meh, works for some anyway.smokin


Loser!

Baabs's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:15 PM
Ok I have BS in BIO CHEM a minor in math PURDUE UNIVERSITY. ASN, Crisis intervention Certified. CPR BLS ALS. Mantoux Cerified. Worked for CDC. I worked for the math department at PURDUE. I tutor Calculus, Trig, Algabra, Chemistry, and Bio-anthropology.

Took anatomy and physiology, medical law and ethics for the hell of it.

Used to own my own buisness. It was a sports cards and memorialbilia store. I handled the basketball and hockey end of it. I did shows in US Canada and Japan.

I make quilts the old fashioned way. I do traditional Native American beadwork. Use to dance fancy shawl dance at pow wows. I can skin a hide, tan it and preserve the meat.

Can live rez style without water or electricity. ( Think you call them reserves in Canada)

I can (canning) from a garden I grow. Make medicine.

I won a fantasy league trophy 1st place in football pickem on Yahoo last year.



But BEST OF ALL!!! I can do a mean Irish jig and my and drink LOTS of Irish whisky.

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Thu 04/02/09 07:16 PM
I have a bachelors in Interpretive Dance

MelodyGirl's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:21 PM
Edited by MelodyGirl on Thu 04/02/09 07:22 PM

I have a bachelors in Interpretive Dance


OMG, you and Squidward Q. Tentacles from Spongebob! Did you guys go to the same school? :banana:

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:24 PM

I have a bachelors in Interpretive Dance


I bet you can do a mean seed growing into a tree

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:25 PM

Ok I have BS in BIO CHEM a minor in math PURDUE UNIVERSITY. ASN, Crisis intervention Certified. CPR BLS ALS. Mantoux Cerified. Worked for CDC. I worked for the math department at PURDUE. I tutor Calculus, Trig, Algabra, Chemistry, and Bio-anthropology.

Took anatomy and physiology, medical law and ethics for the hell of it.

Used to own my own buisness. It was a sports cards and memorialbilia store. I handled the basketball and hockey end of it. I did shows in US Canada and Japan.

I make quilts the old fashioned way. I do traditional Native American beadwork. Use to dance fancy shawl dance at pow wows. I can skin a hide, tan it and preserve the meat.

Can live rez style without water or electricity. ( Think you call them reserves in Canada)

I can (canning) from a garden I grow. Make medicine.

I won a fantasy league trophy 1st place in football pickem on Yahoo last year.



But BEST OF ALL!!! I can do a mean Irish jig and my and drink LOTS of Irish whisky.


You forgot to include your social security number!

Baabs's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:25 PM
Now I feel silly posting all of that stuff. TMI even for me.

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:26 PM

Now I feel silly posting all of that stuff. TMI even for me.


haha dont feel silly, i take the piss out of everybody!

Baabs's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:28 PM


Now I feel silly posting all of that stuff. TMI even for me.


haha dont feel silly, i take the piss out of everybody!


just don't cath me to get it.

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:32 PM



Now I feel silly posting all of that stuff. TMI even for me.


haha dont feel silly, i take the piss out of everybody!


just don't cath me to get it.



*shudders*

I got 'cathed' a few months ago. Worst experience of my life. It was one that went INSIDE me, and a male nurse put it in, just after the doctor had stuck his finger up my.....

anyway. Thanks for reminding me.

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Thu 04/02/09 07:33 PM




Now I feel silly posting all of that stuff. TMI even for me.


haha dont feel silly, i take the piss out of everybody!


just don't cath me to get it.



*shudders*

I got 'cathed' a few months ago. Worst experience of my life. It was one that went INSIDE me, and a male nurse put it in, just after the doctor had stuck his finger up my.....

anyway. Thanks for reminding me.


I could have gone all day without seeing that mental image

justme659's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:33 PM
I have a 3.64 gpa for my first term of college. Oh, and I passed my math exam. :banana: ( I am bragging on your post now Dan):tongue:

Baabs's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:34 PM




Now I feel silly posting all of that stuff. TMI even for me.


haha dont feel silly, i take the piss out of everybody!


just don't cath me to get it.



*shudders*

I got 'cathed' a few months ago. Worst experience of my life. It was one that went INSIDE me, and a male nurse put it in, just after the doctor had stuck his finger up my.....


Your welcome. I just hope they remeber to deflate the ballon before pulling it out. And I bet the first time you went pee after they took it out you screamed like a girl.surprised
anyway. Thanks for reminding me.

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Thu 04/02/09 07:35 PM
Yep, phillippians 4:13