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Topic: oh no you didn't
yellowrose10's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:04 PM
what's the worst Valentine's Day gift or date you can think of?

EquusDancer's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:11 PM
Usually I don't ever get anything. Only one time did I get roses, which was sweet. But generally, nothing.


On a side note, I would be irked if I got a cell phone. Those Verizon commercials are really driving me nuts.

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Tue 02/09/10 11:12 PM
Not sure, I've never had one.

yellowrose10's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:15 PM
people people people....use your imagination laugh

I got a carpet shampooer for Mother's Day years ago and a 25 lb bag of sunflower seeds for Xmas from my ex husband laugh I couldn't imagine what he would give for Valentine's Day. I don't think I ever really got anything laugh

I think if someone gave me something that was recycled from the previous girl would irk me laugh

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Tue 02/09/10 11:16 PM
Haven't had a bad one.
one guy gave me tootsie rolls...

and I don't like those...
but he didn't exactly know me well.

EquusDancer's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:17 PM
As a hypothetical, probably cookware. Yeah!

msharmony's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:18 PM

what's the worst Valentine's Day gift or date you can think of?


a trip to his car lot to get money, followed by a mediocre meal at his friends restaurant, and finished off with a night of Walker Texas Ranger and WWF on the tube,,,,,

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Tue 02/09/10 11:18 PM
Alrighty, I'll use my imagination. I'll say the worse Vday gift a guy could give a girl would be a bottle of Massengil. Or a box, or however that stuff is packaged. How's that for tacky?smokin

yellowrose10's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:20 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

I guess that is better than preparation H

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Tue 02/09/10 11:20 PM


what's the worst Valentine's Day gift or date you can think of?


a trip to his car lot to get money, followed by a mediocre meal at his friends restaurant, and finished off with a night of Walker Texas Ranger and WWF on the tube,,,,,


woo! Chuck Norris!

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Tue 02/09/10 11:21 PM

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

I guess that is better than preparation H


Slightly.....:wink:

ArtGurl's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:24 PM
My husband sent flowers to another woman ... but they got delivered to me frown

yellowrose10's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:24 PM

My husband sent flowers to another woman ... but they got delivered to me frown

noway

EquusDancer's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:26 PM


My husband sent flowers to another woman ... but they got delivered to me frown

noway



OMG!!! I think he'd find the flowers stuck where the sun don't shine!

Monier's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:27 PM
Edited by Monier on Tue 02/09/10 11:28 PM

what's the worst Valentine's Day gift or date you can think of?


When your boyfriend/girlfriend completely ignores Valentine's Day altogether and then explains to you that they won't let society force them into giving gifts on a certain day of the year and that every day should be like Valentine's Day and completely blowing off the special day and the opportunity to spend quality time with the person they claim to love.

wonderful eh?

Ruth34611's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:27 PM
My ex-husband bought flowers for me and had them sent to my office one year. When I asked him why he insisted upon doing that when we were having such a hard time financially he said, "Because I want all your friends at work to know what a good husband I am."


lovingboater's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:28 PM
A date: Ok...

First... going down a dry river bed in a canoe with wheels... no steerage, so, it makes the trip a little dicey...

Then, you stop off at a really nice hot dog place, just asking for directions to a local Chinese place that's been closed for six months.

Still hungry, you find a bag of two days old popcorn in the trash bin at a local theater... They're closed, so you can't get any salt or butter.

You forget they're closed, but still break in and wait for a movie to start. So, you fall asleep. The next morning, you wake up and have to go to the emergency room cause your back hurts so bad.

And finally, as your getting home, the guy reaches into his pocket and takes out a wedding ring, giving it to his girl...

Now, where's the thread for what you would do for a wedding...?

GOD, I have too much time on my hands...


EquusDancer's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:29 PM

A date: Ok...

First... going down a dry river bed in a canoe with wheels... no steerage, so, it makes the trip a little dicey...

Then, you stop off at a really nice hot dog place, just asking for directions to a local Chinese place that's been closed for six months.

Still hungry, you find a bag of two days old popcorn in the trash bin at a local theater... They're closed, so you can't get any salt or butter.

You forget they're closed, but still break in and wait for a movie to start. So, you fall asleep. The next morning, you wake up and have to go to the emergency room cause your back hurts so bad.

And finally, as your getting home, the guy reaches into his pocket and takes out a wedding ring, giving it to his girl...

Now, where's the thread for what you would do for a wedding...?

GOD, I have too much time on my hands...




rofl

IndnPrncs's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:29 PM
The most embarassing- When I was married my husband sent a singing purple gorilla to my office...

The worst- I can't say I've had a worst, the last person I dated didn't think enough to make dinner reservations and thought we could just show up and The Loan Star... Not my idea of a romantic Valentines...

Monier's photo
Tue 02/09/10 11:32 PM

The most embarassing- When I was married my husband sent a singing purple gorilla to my office...

The worst- I can't say I've had a worst, the last person I dated didn't think enough to make dinner reservations and thought we could just show up and The Loan Star... Not my idea of a romantic Valentines...


Singing purple gorilla laugh

That beats my Dancing bear and singing pirate.

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