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| Topic: Why Can't I Find An Arrogant Narcissistic.... | |
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I always thought you had two of them, righty and lefty, rhetorically speaking of course.
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The trouble is, should the world suddenly stop spinning,
and your dream girl washes up here on Mingle..we are going to have to "sell" you to her. So. What have you got to offer? |
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a llama?
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Jeez...that sounds like Sarah Palin  except the IQ of course  ^5 !!!!!! Or Maybe Martha Stewart. |
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Here goatie, goatie, goatie!
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I have a friend that is perfect for you...Oh yeah she is married....Sorry! I guess you have to put up with it like the rest of us.
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The trouble is, should the world suddenly stop spinning, and your dream girl washes up here on Mingle..we are going to have to "sell" you to her. So. What have you got to offer? I know how to use apostrophes! That's got to count for something! You're telling me there are no female apostrophreaks out there? |
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Why can't I find an Arrogant Narcissistic Conceited Jerk-Girl with a 160 IQ and a creative urge and a full measure of cynicism and sarcasm to make me fall on the floor out of sheer amazement? Technically, that's a rhetorical question, but whatever. Gee, I don't know, Lex. You have such a positive attitude and all....     Hey, I'm trying to stay in character here. |
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Those girl exist Lex...problem is they already have girlfriends....
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Maybe those exact type of girls are like split back window Vettes...only produced in '63 (I think that was the year, but don't quote me). The Big Guy Upstairs probably only had them in production for that one year before scrapping that particular model, making them a rare commodity nowadays.
Keep looking. There's bound to be one in circulation somewhere. 
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Those girl exist Lex...problem is they already have girlfriends.... Right, but how many of THEM have written 4 books? I mean, there has GOT to be a way I can use that....! |
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Why can't I find an Arrogant Narcissistic Conceited Jerk-Girl with a 160 IQ and a creative urge and a full measure of cynicism and sarcasm to make me fall on the floor out of sheer amazement? Technically, that's a rhetorical question, but whatever. Probably because you are calling them jerk-GIRLS lol You're right. The correct term is Jerkettes. |
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Those girl exist Lex...problem is they already have girlfriends.... Right, but how many of THEM have written 4 books? I mean, there has GOT to be a way I can use that....! Ellen Degenerous?....wait nevermind lol. |
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Those girl exist Lex...problem is they already have girlfriends.... Right, but how many of THEM have written 4 books? I mean, there has GOT to be a way I can use that....! Ellen Degenerous?....wait nevermind lol. Oh, that presents some logistical problems.... |
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Yep, Ellen likes innies not outties and I have kids. Wow 0 for 2. Not good stats, goat boy.
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Yep, Ellen likes innies not outties and I have kids. Wow 0 for 2. Not good stats, goat boy. Don't remind me. 0-for-2 wouldn't be so bad; it's when it gets to 0-for-630,000,000,000,000 that I start to wonder about the viability of the whole thing. |
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Why can't I find an Arrogant Narcissistic Conceited Jerk-Girl with a 160 IQ and a creative urge and a full measure of cynicism and sarcasm to make me fall on the floor out of sheer amazement? Technically, that's a rhetorical question, but whatever. Gee, I don't know, Lex. You have such a positive attitude and all.... I know, it is amazingly moving in all it's positivity 
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The trouble is, should the world suddenly stop spinning, and your dream girl washes up here on Mingle..we are going to have to "sell" you to her. So. What have you got to offer? I know how to use apostrophes! That's got to count for something! You're telling me there are no female apostrophreaks out there? I know human spell checkers are extremely annoying, so maybe not something that should be shared right away. Maybe they can over look it if they like other things first 
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The trouble is, should the world suddenly stop spinning, and your dream girl washes up here on Mingle..we are going to have to "sell" you to her. So. What have you got to offer? I know how to use apostrophes! That's got to count for something! You're telling me there are no female apostrophreaks out there? I know human spell checkers are extremely annoying, so maybe not something that should be shared right away. Maybe they can over look it if they like other things first
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The trouble is, should the world suddenly stop spinning, and your dream girl washes up here on Mingle..we are going to have to "sell" you to her. So. What have you got to offer? I know how to use apostrophes! That's got to count for something! You're telling me there are no female apostrophreaks out there? I know human spell checkers are extremely annoying, so maybe not something that should be shared right away. Maybe they can over look it if they like other things first But I find that trait totally endearing! Or I would, if I ever saw it....?!? |
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