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I dont think I fit those parameters.........sorry
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Hard disk woman. I know how to Format C: Windows is cool, too though because it can boot up itself. I have started over from scratch so many times. I carry my scratches like medals of honor though. The trouble began some where when I learned about A20 port. But then I learned about higher memory. Oh, joy. It was so cool for a long time. My hard drive has been erased so many times it is a wonder I have any memory left at all.
 And the copies I have made. It is hard to know if they are reliable at all. Oh, well. Garbage in. Garbage out.
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I'd go for
2,7, and 9 but if i could only chose one I'd pick 9 |
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Hard Disk! :D hey if it ain't the biscuit man! where have u been?  Hey! ^_^ I've been quiet busy with my new job. Good to see you too, how are you? :) I am fine, and wondering where I fit on that scale - not my perception, but really.... 
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not sure if I got the screensaver or the virus woman
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Jessica Rabbit from (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
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He He. That is too funny. I am a Hard Disk woman.  same but I like to think I have a gentle memory Not me, a hard disk woman who can be a hard a**. 
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1. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. 2. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her. 3. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only your basic needs. 4. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colorful, and lots of fun. 5. INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running. 6. SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her. 7. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful. 8. CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster. 9. E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense. 10. VIRUS Woman: Also known as “WIFE”; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing. hey that's good one. BTW Can I get one with 10% mixing of each type? |
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7. Multimedia woman in a hypothetically but for real life, 3, Excel woman
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I suppose on the surface my intrinsic value is more of that of a screen saver. There is much more to me that that but I guess if I have to lump myself into a narrowly defined hypothetical category which does not see the entire person I am more of a screen saver....
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Amazing how no woman here has said she is a "VIRUS" woman. Hmmmmmm....I smell conspiracy!
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Edited by
starrywonders
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Sat 11/19/11 01:41 AM
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Why isn't there a Linux type woman? Someone who is free, open source and most importantly adaptable.
That's what I'm looking for... |
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I aspire to be a multimedia woman but that is after my morning coffee; lol
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